Christmas Tree II

Date: 12-12-2009 8:39 am (14 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 12-12-2009 08:39 AM (14 years ago)
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Christmas trees are better than women because....
 

> 1.  A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other
> Christmas trees you
> have had in the past.
> 2.  Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic
> electrical devices.
> 3.  A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an
> artificial one in the
> closet.
> 4.  You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it
> home.
> 5.  A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up
> underneath it.
> 6.  When you are done with a Christmas tree, you can
> throw it on the
> curb and have it hauled away.
> 7.  A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other
> Christmas trees.
> 8.  A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch
> football all day.
> 9.  A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up
> and throw it in
> the back of your pickup truck.

Posted: at 12-12-2009 08:39 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
- just2sexy at 12-12-2009 11:47 AM (14 years ago)
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Hahaha more like it Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-12-2009 11:47 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 12-12-2009 01:04 PM (14 years ago)
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correct
Posted: at 12-12-2009 01:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 12-12-2009 07:48 PM (14 years ago)
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really craze man
Posted: at 12-12-2009 07:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 12-12-2009 08:03 PM (14 years ago)
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haa
Posted: at 12-12-2009 08:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 12-12-2009 10:58 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 12-12-2009 10:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 12-12-2009 11:01 PM (14 years ago)
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can i say something here?
Posted: at 12-12-2009 11:01 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bomber at 12-12-2009 11:26 PM (14 years ago)
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shoot
Posted: at 12-12-2009 11:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 12-12-2009 11:28 PM (14 years ago)
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i'm still looking for the funny thing here
Posted: at 12-12-2009 11:28 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bomber at 12-12-2009 11:37 PM (14 years ago)
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I would have preferred to hear why beer is better than women
Posted: at 12-12-2009 11:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 12-12-2009 11:39 PM (14 years ago)
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its not too late for u to post dat
Posted: at 12-12-2009 11:39 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bomber at 12-12-2009 11:43 PM (14 years ago)
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i dont have all the details, so you can help me

#1. Beer is always wet
#2. It doesn't get jealous when you order a second bottle
Posted: at 12-12-2009 11:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 13-12-2009 12:27 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheenor on 12-12-2009 08:39 AM
Christmas trees are better than women because....
 

> 1.  A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other
> Christmas trees you
> have had in the past.
> 2.  Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic
> electrical devices.
> 3.  A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an
> artificial one in the
> closet.
> 4.  You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it
> home.
> 5.  A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up
> underneath it.
> 6.  When you are done with a Christmas tree, you can
> throw it on the
> curb and have it hauled away.
> 7.  A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other
> Christmas trees.
> 8.  A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch
> football all day.
> 9.  A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up
> and throw it in
> the back of your pickup truck.


hhhmmmm....
like the part 1... this is awesome too.... Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 13-12-2009 12:27 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 13-12-2009 12:32 AM (14 years ago)
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u wanna 4ce me to grin?
Posted: at 13-12-2009 12:32 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 13-12-2009 12:36 AM (14 years ago)
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feel free...........hahahah
can't force you for that matter pal!
Posted: at 13-12-2009 12:36 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 13-12-2009 01:16 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Bomber on 12-12-2009 11:43 PM
i dont have all the details, so you can help me

#1. Beer is always wet
#2. It doesn't get jealous when you order a second bottle

True talk Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-12-2009 01:16 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 14-12-2009 08:48 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 12-12-2009 07:48 PM
really craze man
as in u're damn crazie!!
Posted: at 14-12-2009 08:48 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- brizio at 14-12-2009 08:52 AM (14 years ago)
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ok mehn...seriously, this shit aint funny.....interesting yes, but not funny, not in a million years
Posted: at 14-12-2009 08:52 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 15-12-2009 03:57 AM (14 years ago)
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long story
Posted: at 15-12-2009 03:57 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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