Virus

Date: 15-12-2009 3:06 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Tity MOMOH
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- at 15-12-2009 03:06 PM (14 years ago)
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Posted: at 15-12-2009 03:06 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- xter at 15-12-2009 03:12 PM (14 years ago)
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lol...thanx bro
Posted: at 15-12-2009 03:12 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 15-12-2009 03:15 PM (14 years ago)
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very funny still laughn  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
dud keep it up i'm goin home knaw cuz i'm in controll of work
Posted: at 15-12-2009 03:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- itmomoh at 15-12-2009 03:26 PM (14 years ago)
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una do well oooo
Posted: at 15-12-2009 03:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- damover at 15-12-2009 03:28 PM (14 years ago)
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ok. funny
Posted: at 15-12-2009 03:28 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 15-12-2009 03:30 PM (14 years ago)
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ok oooh
Posted: at 15-12-2009 03:30 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 15-12-2009 03:32 PM (14 years ago)
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you are welicome 0ooh
Posted: at 15-12-2009 03:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 15-12-2009 03:35 PM (14 years ago)
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e pele oooh
Posted: at 15-12-2009 03:35 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 15-12-2009 03:49 PM (14 years ago)
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thanki u ooo
Posted: at 15-12-2009 03:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 15-12-2009 03:52 PM (14 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 15-12-2009 03:52 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 15-12-2009 04:02 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-12-2009 04:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- byenny at 15-12-2009 04:14 PM (14 years ago)
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WORK no go catch me joo...
Posted: at 15-12-2009 04:14 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 15-12-2009 04:18 PM (14 years ago)
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I get WINE anti virus...but dont need BEER one  Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-12-2009 04:18 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 15-12-2009 04:23 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: itmomoh on 15-12-2009 03:06 PM
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

hahahahahaha... I LOVE THIS... good one pal!
hhhhhmmmmmmmm...i think I'm almost infected with WORK....LOL Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Cheesy
Posted: at 15-12-2009 04:23 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 15-12-2009 04:39 PM (14 years ago)
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thanx 4 the info
Posted: at 15-12-2009 04:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 15-12-2009 04:47 PM (14 years ago)
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which anti virus u dey used
Posted: at 15-12-2009 04:47 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 15-12-2009 05:16 PM (14 years ago)
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i used wine anti virus i recomend shepe anti virus 4 u
Posted: at 15-12-2009 05:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 15-12-2009 07:02 PM (14 years ago)
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vry funny
Posted: at 15-12-2009 07:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 15-12-2009 07:08 PM (14 years ago)
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yes its funi Grin
Posted: at 15-12-2009 07:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 15-12-2009 07:12 PM (14 years ago)
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i know dat already
Posted: at 15-12-2009 07:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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