Hearsays

Date: 16-12-2009 12:10 pm (14 years ago) | Author: lilian onoji
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- at 16-12-2009 12:10 PM (14 years ago)
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Pedro, an OCW received mails from his neighbors informing him that his wife was playing with fire. So he decided to go home and upon arrival went directly to the municipal judge to file an adultery case against his wife.

Pedro: Honorable Judge, I came here to file a case against my infidel wife.
Judge: What do you mean?
Pedro: She is playing with fire. She got another lover.
Judge: Do you have proof for this?
Pedro: No but that is what I heard from my neighbors.
Judge: Pedro you better go home. Hearsays are not accepted in court.

Upon turning his back, Pedro released some bad air from his stomach and this did not pass without bothering the judge.

Judge: Pedro, you farted inside my courthouse. That is very disrespectful.
Pedro: Judge, you are accusing me. Have you seen it?
Judge: No, but I've heard it.
Pedro: Judge, you better go home and plant camote. Hearsays are not acceptable in court.

Posted: at 16-12-2009 12:10 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- just2sexy at 16-12-2009 01:33 PM (14 years ago)
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My joke of the day Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-12-2009 01:33 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 16-12-2009 01:36 PM (14 years ago)
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J2S... i hear say the agbo wey 14:14 dey use for you body don finally dey okay.... na true?
Posted: at 16-12-2009 01:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 16-12-2009 02:25 PM (14 years ago)
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funi
Posted: at 16-12-2009 02:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- anthonydidioma at 16-12-2009 02:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Just2sexy, atleast for once, you don appreciate person joke!
Posted: at 16-12-2009 02:28 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 16-12-2009 02:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: anthonydidioma on 16-12-2009 02:28 PM
Just2sexy, atleast for once, you don appreciate person joke!
yes now.... Grin
na the agbo don dey work for him body....
Posted: at 16-12-2009 02:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- 080575 at 16-12-2009 02:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 16-12-2009 01:36 PM
J2S... i hear say the agbo wey 14:14 dey use for you body don finally dey okay.... na true?
Grin Grin Grin 1 gud turn deserves another
Posted: at 16-12-2009 02:38 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 16-12-2009 02:40 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 080575 on 16-12-2009 02:38 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 16-12-2009 01:36 PM
J2S... i hear say the agbo wey 14:14 dey use for you body don finally dey okay.... na true?
Grin Grin Grin 1 gud turn deserves another
Grin Grin Grin
okay... another agbo for J2S joor.... Grin
Posted: at 16-12-2009 02:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 16-12-2009 03:18 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 16-12-2009 03:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 16-12-2009 04:46 PM (14 years ago)
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gud 1
Posted: at 16-12-2009 04:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 16-12-2009 04:51 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-12-2009 04:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- oaksplitter at 16-12-2009 05:05 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one there!
Posted: at 16-12-2009 05:05 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lyinka at 16-12-2009 09:22 PM (14 years ago)
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thank God people notice J2S for that
Posted: at 16-12-2009 09:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Seyolat at 16-12-2009 10:45 PM (14 years ago)
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 Wink
Posted: at 16-12-2009 10:45 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- brizio at 17-12-2009 12:13 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 17-12-2009 12:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 17-12-2009 11:26 PM (14 years ago)
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aw!
Posted: at 17-12-2009 11:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 18-12-2009 01:45 AM (14 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 18-12-2009 01:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 18-12-2009 02:01 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 16-12-2009 01:36 PM
J2S... i hear say the agbo wey 14:14 dey use for you body don finally dey okay.... na true?
u drink jedi jedi stew?
Posted: at 18-12-2009 02:01 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- simeon-adeyinka at 18-12-2009 02:03 AM (14 years ago)
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! cuff! cuff! cuff!
Posted: at 18-12-2009 02:03 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 18-12-2009 02:05 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: anthonydidioma on 16-12-2009 02:28 PM
Just2sexy, atleast for once, you don appreciate person joke!
why e be say unah no dey like simple truth?
Posted: at 18-12-2009 02:05 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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