Insect Palava

A boy and his father were playing ball in the front yard when the boy saw a honeybee. He ran over and stomped it.

"Don't do that, that was a honeybee," his father said, "he wasn't doing anything to you. For killing him you will do without honey for a week."

Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped on it.

"That was a butterfly," his father said, "he wasn't doing anything to you, and for killing him you will do without butter for a week."

The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy eating his toast plain with no honey or butter.

Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped on it.

The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?"

Posted: at 16-12-2009 01:36 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

We saw this joke last week nah...
Posted b9

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Posted: at 16-12-2009 01:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Jaymz, I hope you are no a spoilt child? do you intend to say, 'cock'?

Posted: at 16-12-2009 02:13 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Justnotsexy wat is ur palava wit me... oh bcos i failed to inklude that this happened in your ouse lastwk and the kid is the one typing on your profile pix

Posted: at 16-12-2009 03:25 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Big Deal

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Posted: at 16-12-2009 05:46 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

huh?
dis one na open secret ooo...
where the defendant dey?

Posted: at 16-12-2009 07:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

J2S's rite, but its still funny
maybe sometimes we just need to be reminded how funny these jokes really are

Posted: at 17-12-2009 06:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

o.k

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Posted: at 19-12-2009 09:22 AM (14 years ago) | Hero