Genius Boyfriend

Date: 16-12-2009 2:12 pm (14 years ago) | Author: lilian onoji
- at 16-12-2009 02:12 PM (14 years ago)
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A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it."

"Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month."


Posted: at 16-12-2009 02:12 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- deguzman at 16-12-2009 02:15 PM (14 years ago)
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d gurl dey pregnant?
Posted: at 16-12-2009 02:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- anthonydidioma at 16-12-2009 02:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Lizzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why didn't she tell her mother the kind of illness?
Posted: at 16-12-2009 02:16 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 16-12-2009 02:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Lizzyme must u post jokes?
Posted: at 16-12-2009 02:18 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- 080575 at 16-12-2009 02:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: lizzyme on 16-12-2009 02:12 PM
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it."

"Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month."


Common..Gurl U too much..
So na evry month U dey gettam
Posted: at 16-12-2009 02:18 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 16-12-2009 02:21 PM (14 years ago)
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No. Every 2 hours
Posted: at 16-12-2009 02:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- lizzyme at 16-12-2009 02:23 PM (14 years ago)
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what is your own busy just2sexy or wat ever you re called allow me do ma things ok
Posted: at 16-12-2009 02:23 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- 080575 at 16-12-2009 02:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Cheii...ur things Huh?
Posted: at 16-12-2009 02:34 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 16-12-2009 02:35 PM (14 years ago)
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ok...
Posted: at 16-12-2009 02:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 16-12-2009 03:23 PM (14 years ago)
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oh my God dis is so funny are parents will soon b gran pa and gran ma
Posted: at 16-12-2009 03:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 16-12-2009 04:37 PM (14 years ago)
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wetin you dey scratch for there sef?
Posted: at 16-12-2009 04:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 16-12-2009 04:47 PM (14 years ago)
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arh
Posted: at 16-12-2009 04:47 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Bomber at 16-12-2009 04:49 PM (14 years ago)
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meaning?
Posted: at 16-12-2009 04:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 16-12-2009 05:01 PM (14 years ago)
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yawa don gas
Posted: at 16-12-2009 05:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 16-12-2009 07:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Bomber on 16-12-2009 04:37 PM
wetin you dey scratch for there sef?
kuruno maybe.... Grin
Posted: at 16-12-2009 07:07 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- lyinka at 16-12-2009 08:48 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 16-12-2009 08:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gbenadek at 17-12-2009 04:17 AM (14 years ago)
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Na wa o
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