The Lovers of the Heart

Published On: December 16, 2009, 2:36 pm (10 years ago)
Author: Tity MOMOH

In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please
but one kiss.

 Article 1:

Statement of Love: The Kiss

1. Kiss on the hand: I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek: I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck: I want you

4. Kiss on the lips: I love you

5. Kiss on the ears: I am just playing

6. Kiss anywhere else: lets not get carried away

7. Look in your eyes: kiss me

8. Playing with your hair: I can't live without you

9. Hand on your waist: I love you to much to let you go

Article 2:
The Three Steps

1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3. Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare

Article 3:
The Commandments

1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.

3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity

* Remember *

A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue. So open up your mouth, close your eyes,
and give your tongue some exercise!!!

Here are a few reasons why guys like girls: (na dis one i no agree wit)

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4.The ease in which they fit into our arms

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you  think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. The way her hand always finds yours

13. The way they smile

14. The way you feel  when you see their name  on the call ID after you just had a big fight

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....

16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"

18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!

23. The way they say "I miss you"

24. The way you miss them

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them,  hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

so guys tik abt it 'r all dis fact true'?


Posted: (10 years ago) on 16-12-2009 02:36 PM | Upcoming
think about it?... bros, this text book dey too much for one to read now....
Posted: (10 years ago) on 16-12-2009 02:38 PM | Hero
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 16-12-2009 02:38 PM
think about it?... bros, this text book dey too much for one to read now....

i jst scrol am... i no read am Angry
Posted: (10 years ago) on 16-12-2009 02:40 PM | Gistmaniac
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Quote from: deguzman on 16-12-2009 02:40 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 16-12-2009 02:38 PM
think about it?... bros, this text book dey too much for one to read now....

i jst scrol am... i no read am Angry
fear first catch me when i see am... Grin
Posted: (10 years ago) on 16-12-2009 02:42 PM | Hero
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guys i kn, i tot of it after postin it but abeg make una take una time to go trou it

thank u all
Posted: (10 years ago) on 16-12-2009 03:05 PM | Upcoming
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This shud be In L&R forum

Posted: (10 years ago) on 16-12-2009 04:50 PM | Gistmaniac
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teeco teeco (m)
Dunno

Posted: (10 years ago) on 16-12-2009 05:45 PM | Addicted Hero
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whats this???

Posted: (10 years ago) on 16-12-2009 05:58 PM | Gistmaniac
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na text book on "the lovers of the heart"...
Posted: (10 years ago) on 16-12-2009 07:01 PM | Hero
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thought as much nonsense

Posted: (10 years ago) on 16-12-2009 08:45 PM | Gistmaniac
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teeco teeco (m)
Quote from: Kristiantus on 16-12-2009 07:01 PM
na text book on "the lovers of the heart"...

then wat is it doing here

Posted: (10 years ago) on 17-12-2009 03:34 PM | Addicted Hero
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Give him a break guys, it's nice
Posted: (10 years ago) on 17-12-2009 03:47 PM | Upcoming
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 16-12-2009 02:38 PM
think about it?... bros, this text book dey too much for one to read now....
guy this picture, nah ur pikin be that?

Posted: (10 years ago) on 17-12-2009 04:16 PM | Hero
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this one sef na joke ? Grin

Posted: (10 years ago) on 17-12-2009 04:24 PM | Addicted Hero
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Quote from: nollylove on 17-12-2009 03:47 PM
Give him a break guys, it's nice
exactly ..i think its nice ,......

Posted: (10 years ago) on 17-12-2009 04:26 PM | Hero
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teeco teeco (m)
Quote from: Toks-E on 17-12-2009 04:24 PM
this one sef na joke ? Grin

 Grin Grin Grin ask them abeg

Posted: (10 years ago) on 17-12-2009 05:45 PM | Addicted Hero
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Quote from: just2sexy on 17-12-2009 04:16 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 16-12-2009 02:38 PM
think about it?... bros, this text book dey too much for one to read now....
guy this picture, nah ur pikin be that?
na me when i dey small....
Posted: (10 years ago) on 17-12-2009 07:31 PM | Hero
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teeco teeco (m)
Quote from: Kristiantus on 17-12-2009 07:31 PM
Quote from: just2sexy on 17-12-2009 04:16 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 16-12-2009 02:38 PM
think about it?... bros, this text book dey too much for one to read now....
guy this picture, nah ur pikin be that?
na me when i dey small....

But men you no fine at all Grin

Posted: (10 years ago) on 18-12-2009 10:25 AM | Addicted Hero
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