Resemblance

Date: 22-12-2009 9:34 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 22-12-2009 09:34 PM (15 years ago)
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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around.   Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.   
Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.   
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable.   
It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently.  "
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!' ? It would make me feel so much better.  "
"Sure," answered the young man.   

As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was 400 euro

"How can that be?" he asked, "I only bought two bottles of beer!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.


Posted: at 22-12-2009 09:34 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
- KleverC at 22-12-2009 09:39 PM (15 years ago)
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sharp woman

Posted: at 22-12-2009 09:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 23-12-2009 11:44 AM (15 years ago)
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Hahahaha another good one Grin

Posted: at 23-12-2009 11:44 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 23-12-2009 06:52 PM (15 years ago)
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sharp old lady Grin Grin

Posted: at 23-12-2009 06:52 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 23-12-2009 06:55 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 23-12-2009 06:52 PM
sharp old lady Grin Grin
the type wey u dey like abi nah Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-12-2009 06:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 23-12-2009 06:58 PM (15 years ago)
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doesnt suit me .... i think she will suit u best Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 23-12-2009 06:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 23-12-2009 07:03 PM (15 years ago)
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u no say i no dey like old thing nah Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 23-12-2009 07:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 23-12-2009 07:05 PM (15 years ago)
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when did u stop Grin

Posted: at 23-12-2009 07:05 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 23-12-2009 09:44 PM (15 years ago)
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2day abi

Posted: at 23-12-2009 09:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 23-12-2009 10:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 23-12-2009 11:44 AM
Hahahaha another good one Grin

Posted: at 23-12-2009 10:11 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 23-12-2009 11:24 PM (15 years ago)
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ok nA

Posted: at 23-12-2009 11:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 24-12-2009 05:55 PM (15 years ago)
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cheii...
Posted: at 24-12-2009 05:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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