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![-]( "Vixenx") Vixenx at 3-09-2007 03:22 PM (16 years ago)  (f) My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"If you`re going to kill each other, do it outside -- I just finished cleaning!"
My mother taught me RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don`t straighten up, I`m going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
My mother taught me LOGIC:
"Because I said so, that`s why."
My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you`re in an accident."
My mother taught me IRONY:
"Keep laughing and I`ll *give* you something to cry out."
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
"Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about STAMINA:
"You`ll sit there `til all that spinach is finished."
My mother taught me about WEATHER:
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then?"
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
"If I`ve told you once, I`ve told you a million times -- don`t exaggerate!!!"
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
"Stop acting like your father!"
My mother taught me about ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don`t have wonderful parents like you do!"
| Posted: at 3-09-2007 03:22 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "slitty") slitty at 5-09-2007 02:28 PM (16 years ago) (f) very funny, can't stop laughing | Posted: at 5-09-2007 02:28 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "herre") herre at 5-09-2007 03:44 PM (16 years ago) (f) this is truely hilarious...i actually laughed  | Posted: at 5-09-2007 03:44 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "myragonza") myragonza at 6-09-2007 10:12 AM (16 years ago) (f) very meaningful...i can see the irony of it but its meaningful.....science against how ur mum brought u up.....
| Posted: at 6-09-2007 10:12 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "khadijah") khadijah at 29-12-2007 05:32 PM (16 years ago) (f) very funny but i think in most cases it'll have been brother or sister instead of mother | Posted: at 29-12-2007 05:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Vixenx") Vixenx at 29-12-2007 09:56 PM (16 years ago) (f) Reply |
![-]( "Bukkee9109") Bukkee9109 at 1-02-2008 06:05 AM (16 years ago) (m) lol. " Because I said so, that's why" am sure we've all heard this a million and one times... | Posted: at 1-02-2008 06:05 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "osituga") osituga at 4-05-2008 02:36 AM (15 years ago) (m) lol | Posted: at 4-05-2008 02:36 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "chromo04") chromo04 at 9-05-2008 10:13 AM (15 years ago) (m) nice 1 | Posted: at 9-05-2008 10:13 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "Recoverd") Recoverd at 11-04-2009 04:57 PM (15 years ago) (f) Hahahahahahahahaha lolololololol... Realy funy | Posted: at 11-04-2009 04:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "NKEMJOU") NKEMJOU at 18-04-2009 07:34 PM (15 years ago) (f) lolololol | Posted: at 18-04-2009 07:34 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 20-04-2009 01:04 PM (15 years ago) (m) correct momma
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 20-04-2009 01:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Sheenor") Sheenor at 20-04-2009 01:12 PM (15 years ago) (m) happy moment
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure | Posted: at 20-04-2009 01:12 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "emmymth") emmymth at 20-04-2009 01:27 PM (15 years ago) (m) So interesting
IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED | Posted: at 20-04-2009 01:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "iphie") iphie at 20-04-2009 04:06 PM (15 years ago) (f) mmmmmmmmmmmmm | Posted: at 20-04-2009 04:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "nollylove") nollylove at 11-05-2009 04:41 AM (14 years ago) (f)  | Posted: at 11-05-2009 04:41 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "emmymth") emmymth at 11-05-2009 09:20 AM (14 years ago) (m) huh
IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED | Posted: at 11-05-2009 09:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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