Naming the twins

A pregnant Italian woman gets into a car accident and falls into a
deep coma for nearly six months.

When she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and
frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins...a boy and a girl. The
babies are fine. Your brother from Sicily came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's
name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name. I guess I was
wrong about my brother. I like Denise!"
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, "Denephew."

Posted: at 25-12-2009 01:16 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

ahaha...

Posted: at 25-12-2009 02:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Wow! Acute fool..

Posted: at 28-12-2009 10:32 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

 author=chicolhldings link=topic=26934.msg973165#msg973165 date=1261700162]
A pregnant Italian woman gets into a car accident and falls into a
deep coma for nearly six months.
When she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and
frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins...a boy and a girl. The
babies are fine. Your brother from Sicily came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's
name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name. I guess I was
wrong about my brother. I like Denise!"
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, "Denephew."
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Posted: at 29-12-2009 11:37 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Hey phyukin newbie..datz b'cos ur phyukin gulpd eyes cant see huh!  

Posted: at 29-12-2009 01:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

hmmm!  Jaze..jazzy or jazmine...see!! u don kolo

Posted: at 30-12-2009 12:57 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

how i wish you could just reply with out the harsh connotations.... huh! not a thing to be proud of, don't you think so???
think again pal... for your own good...

this is a good post... seriously its one of the post in here which made me laugh......anywayzzz,,,, been posted b4 by one of the old school pals in here..... anyone???
still a good try... keep up the good work @poster....
cheers..... happy newyear

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Posted: at 31-12-2009 02:30 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming