money makes the world

Date: 25-12-2009 1:20 am (15 years ago) | Author: coleman onyeka
- at 25-12-2009 01:20 AM (15 years ago)
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one day a girl came home and told her mother
girl:mummy mummy i'm pregnant
mummy:u idiot tell me the idiot that did it
the next day a limousine with four escots came into there house and a guy with a very expensive suit came out
father:are you the person that slept with my daughter?
guy:yes and for that if she gives birth to one child i will give you $100000 and if she gives birth to twins will give you $200000 but if the baby dies what do i do
father: sleep with her again

Posted: at 25-12-2009 01:20 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Sheenor at 25-12-2009 01:51 AM (15 years ago)
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actually diz has been on board and hv been severally!
so logz out!!
Posted: at 25-12-2009 01:51 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 25-12-2009 01:58 AM (15 years ago)
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nice.. but old joke
Posted: at 25-12-2009 01:58 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 25-12-2009 10:15 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheenor on 25-12-2009 01:51 AM
actually diz has been on board and hv been severally!
so logz out!!


lol
Posted: at 25-12-2009 10:15 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 25-12-2009 10:16 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: deguzman on 25-12-2009 01:58 AM
nice.. but old joke

 Grin
Posted: at 25-12-2009 10:16 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Andes at 28-12-2009 09:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Nice but old.. Old but nice, which ever way, nice de there..
Posted: at 28-12-2009 09:25 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 29-12-2009 01:23 AM (15 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 29-12-2009 01:23 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 080575 at 29-12-2009 11:41 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Andes on 28-12-2009 09:25 PM
Nice but old.. Old but nice, which ever way, nice de there..
I'll tell 9ice he's an xpetant father  Grin
Posted: at 29-12-2009 11:41 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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