Two Calabar Women

Date: 25-12-2009 3:16 pm (12 years ago) | Author: coleman onyeka
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Two CALABAR WOMEN were waiting at the Gate OF HEAVEN and struck up a conversation. First WOMAN says "How did you die?" Second says "I froze to death". First WOMAN says "Must have been awful." Second WOMAN says "How did you die?" First WOMAN says "I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was being unfaithful so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed to the bedroom and found my husband alone reading. I rushed to the basement and nobody was hiding there, I rushed to the attic and still no one, and after all that rushing around I had a heart attack and died." Second WOMAN says, "If only you'd looked in the freezer we'd both still be alive..

Posted: at 25-12-2009 03:16 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- MrDon at 25-12-2009 03:19 PM (12 years ago)
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hahahhaha
Posted: at 25-12-2009 03:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 25-12-2009 03:21 PM (12 years ago)
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remodeling   Grin Grin

Posted: at 25-12-2009 03:21 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 25-12-2009 03:25 PM (12 years ago)
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remodeling huh
Posted: at 25-12-2009 03:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 25-12-2009 03:27 PM (12 years ago)
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u understand naa Grin Grin

Posted: at 25-12-2009 03:27 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 25-12-2009 03:29 PM (12 years ago)
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hahahhahah i no understand oo
Posted: at 25-12-2009 03:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 25-12-2009 05:27 PM (12 years ago)
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Photocopy. But why must it be Calabar Women?

Posted: at 25-12-2009 05:27 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 25-12-2009 08:08 PM (12 years ago)
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nice

Posted: at 25-12-2009 08:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 25-12-2009 09:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chicolhldings on 25-12-2009 03:16 PM
Two CALABAR WOMEN were waiting at the Gate OF HEAVEN and struck up a conversation. First WOMAN says "How did you die?" Second says "I froze to death". First WOMAN says "Must have been awful." Second WOMAN says "How did you die?" First WOMAN says "I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was being unfaithful so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed to the bedroom and found my husband alone reading. I rushed to the basement and nobody was hiding there, I rushed to the attic and still no one, and after all that rushing around I had a heart attack and died." Second WOMAN says, "If only you'd looked in the freezer we'd both still be alive..

twisted joke....ova 100 times

Posted: at 25-12-2009 09:17 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 25-12-2009 09:33 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 25-12-2009 09:17 PM
Quote from: chicolhldings on 25-12-2009 03:16 PM
Two CALABAR WOMEN were waiting at the Gate OF HEAVEN and struck up a conversation. First WOMAN says "How did you die?" Second says "I froze to death". First WOMAN says "Must have been awful." Second WOMAN says "How did you die?" First WOMAN says "I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was being unfaithful so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed to the bedroom and found my husband alone reading. I rushed to the basement and nobody was hiding there, I rushed to the attic and still no one, and after all that rushing around I had a heart attack and died." Second WOMAN says, "If only you'd looked in the freezer we'd both still be alive..

twisted joke....ova 100 times

Posted: at 25-12-2009 09:33 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vbyz299 at 26-12-2009 09:52 AM (12 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 26-12-2009 09:52 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 26-12-2009 09:59 AM (12 years ago)
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fotocopy

Posted: at 26-12-2009 09:59 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 26-12-2009 05:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 25-12-2009 05:27 PM
Photocopy. But why must it be Calabar Women?

why not calabar women Grin Grin

Posted: at 26-12-2009 05:49 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Andes at 27-12-2009 07:17 AM (12 years ago)
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I prefer two Tiv women.
Posted: at 27-12-2009 07:17 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- weareone85 at 27-12-2009 09:44 AM (12 years ago)
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lol.. that would be a big freezer damn
Posted: at 27-12-2009 09:44 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- sahga at 29-12-2009 12:36 AM (12 years ago)
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KILL JOY
quote author=Toks-E link=topic=26982.msg974162#msg974162 date=1261772263]
Quote from: chicolhldings on 25-12-2009 03:16 PM
Two CALABAR WOMEN were waiting at the Gate OF HEAVEN and struck up a conversation. First WOMAN says "How did you die?" Second says "I froze to death". First WOMAN says "Must have been awful." Second WOMAN says "How did you die?" First WOMAN says "I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was being unfaithful so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed to the bedroom and found my husband alone reading. I rushed to the basement and nobody was hiding there, I rushed to the attic and still no one, and after all that rushing around I had a heart attack and died." Second WOMAN says, "If only you'd looked in the freezer we'd both still be alive..

twisted joke....ova 100 times
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Posted: at 29-12-2009 12:36 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 29-12-2009 12:58 AM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmm

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- 080575 at 29-12-2009 11:21 AM (12 years ago)
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let d women take it easy with their men 2 avoid sudden meetns n heaven
Posted: at 29-12-2009 11:21 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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