Since I was born and now that I am getting old, I haven't seen monkey wey no like banana. That monkey must be a counterfeit monkey or a snake in the monkey shadow.
Since I was born and now that I am getting old, I haven't seen any politician who doesn't like money. Imagine you giving a politician money, he refuses by saying no.. the love of money is the root of all evil.. its not my calling I am pastor Osinbajo. It never happens
Since I was born and now I am getting old, I have never seen any Lekki babe who doesn't eat pizza everyday, especially those from Lekki phase 1
Since I was born and now I'm getting old, I have never seen or heard of any Enyimba fan who doesn't sing 'Nzogbu, Nzogbu,- Enyimba Enyim..
Since I was born and now I am getting old, I have not seen an Ibadan man who doesn't like Amala with Gbegiri and Ewedu. In fact I came in contact with one of them, I asked him... bros, why are you relocating from the centre of excellence, Lagos to Ibadan. He told me, my broda Amala.., I said yes? He said Amala. I said what happened to Amaka..? He said: Amala, "o cheap gan" meaning its too cheap.. that's his calling/ministry Amala and Ewedu.
Since I was born and now that I am getting old, its only the Nigeria police force amongst others which I have seen that can accept poor O'level result.
All what you need to succeed in becoming a Cop is 2 or 3 credits 1E of D's then 4 F9, you're qualified to join the force.
Since I was born and now that I'm getting old I've never seen smokers grow tall cos its makes them go high. It means Terry G supposed to be Goliath by now..
Believe In Yourself
If TECNO could ping before NOKIA… Who told you that all your mates who started work before you would make it before you?If CIVIL DEFENSE could carry gun before ROAD SAFETY… Who told you it’s by how far? It’s by how well.
If GARRI could sell more than INDOMIE after all the adverts… Who told you that you must dress indecently to attract men?
If Ex-president JONATHAN didn’t have shoes before he became the President, but now wears different shoes per hour… Who told you that you would continue being poor?
If 2Face could finally repent and marry Annie… Who told you that your current boyfriend/girlfriend will not marry you?
If JUDAS could sell his boss JESUS… Who told you that your best friend would not do more than that?
If they could tie a COW with just a rope despite its size, but must use a strong chain to hold a dog… Who is that person that says you are worse than nothing?
Don’t worry too much about your current situation, just believe in yourself
Do you know that when Michael Jackson died, twitter crashed? Twitter became story, story.. Millions/Billions were twittering at once, twitter became confused and shutdown, it crashed?
My people in the ministry, from this time onward.. may you be great.. may your name be forgreat.....
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