Freezing to death

Date: 29-12-2009 12:14 pm (14 years ago) | Author: cyndi3
- at 29-12-2009 12:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.

"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.

"I froze to death," says the second.

"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"

"It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."

The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.

"What do you mean?" asks the first man.

"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

Posted: at 29-12-2009 12:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
- Sheenor at 29-12-2009 12:25 PM (14 years ago)
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remix still funnie sha!
Posted: at 29-12-2009 12:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xmusic_x at 29-12-2009 12:41 PM (14 years ago)
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that was funny. Smiley
Posted: at 29-12-2009 12:41 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- damover at 29-12-2009 12:52 PM (14 years ago)
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funny b4 n now
Posted: at 29-12-2009 12:52 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 29-12-2009 02:56 PM (14 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 29-12-2009 02:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 29-12-2009 08:11 PM (14 years ago)
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@poster...this is really funny..lmao
Posted: at 29-12-2009 08:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 29-12-2009 08:15 PM (14 years ago)
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tnx
Posted: at 29-12-2009 08:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adedupcy at 30-12-2009 04:40 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: deguzman on 29-12-2009 08:15 PM
tnx
u be poster Tongue
Posted: at 30-12-2009 04:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 31-12-2009 02:58 AM (14 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 31-12-2009 02:58 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- cyndi3 at 31-12-2009 05:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 31-12-2009 02:58 AM
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i can see ur lookin for attention Grin Grin pls u need to post too Smiley
Posted: at 31-12-2009 05:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 31-12-2009 05:32 PM (14 years ago)
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tell am abeg
Posted: at 31-12-2009 05:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gidwalk at 31-12-2009 05:37 PM (14 years ago)
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not funny , too dry Sad
Posted: at 31-12-2009 05:37 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Andes at 1-01-2010 01:03 AM (14 years ago)
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Re-mix
Posted: at 1-01-2010 01:03 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ogunfunmi at 1-01-2010 08:45 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 31-12-2009 02:58 AM
Posted b4
na dat one u come do for here
Posted: at 1-01-2010 08:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- meeki at 1-01-2010 09:47 AM (14 years ago)
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good editor-in-chief,good re-mixer....u job is to remix and repost
Posted: at 1-01-2010 09:47 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- favourtee at 1-01-2010 03:40 PM (14 years ago)
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sooo funny each time
Posted: at 1-01-2010 03:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 1-01-2010 05:02 PM (14 years ago)
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Not too bad after all.
Posted: at 1-01-2010 05:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 1-01-2010 05:06 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 1-01-2010 05:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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