... and Eve

Date: 01-01-2010 8:13 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Caleb G
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- at 1-01-2010 08:13 PM (14 years ago)
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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. "Lord, I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What's a man, Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great." says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. What's the catch, Lord?"

"Well ... you can have him on one condition."

"What's that, Lord?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring. So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret. You know, woman to woman."

Posted: at 1-01-2010 08:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Andes at 1-01-2010 08:22 PM (14 years ago)
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If them pastor catch you... You go become church drop out.
A beautiful piece...
No wonder if man no de around Women de always de frustrated..
One gbosa for man jo.
Posted: at 1-01-2010 08:22 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- neossha at 1-01-2010 08:23 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Undecided
Posted: at 1-01-2010 08:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 1-01-2010 08:27 PM (14 years ago)
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its like am believing it but its a joke...nice one
Posted: at 1-01-2010 08:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 1-01-2010 08:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Andes on  1-01-2010 08:22 PM
If them pastor catch you... You go become church drop out.

pastor sorry oo
Posted: at 1-01-2010 08:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 1-01-2010 08:39 PM (14 years ago)
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Thank you sinner
Posted: at 1-01-2010 08:39 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 1-01-2010 08:40 PM (14 years ago)
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forgive him Father Andes
Posted: at 1-01-2010 08:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 1-01-2010 09:01 PM (14 years ago)
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am sure am forgiven
Posted: at 1-01-2010 09:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 1-01-2010 10:12 PM (14 years ago)
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KleverC u see what ur long absence have cost? U re just posting old jokes
Posted: at 1-01-2010 10:12 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 1-01-2010 10:20 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 1-01-2010 10:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 1-01-2010 10:51 PM (14 years ago)
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Nah true nah
Posted: at 1-01-2010 10:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 1-01-2010 11:24 PM (14 years ago)
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@poster...u tooo bad...
Posted: at 1-01-2010 11:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 1-01-2010 11:24 PM (14 years ago)
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haha
Posted: at 1-01-2010 11:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 2-01-2010 01:44 AM (14 years ago)
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bery phony!
Posted: at 2-01-2010 01:44 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 2-01-2010 05:18 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 2-01-2010 05:18 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 2-01-2010 03:10 PM (14 years ago)
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dis hmmmming sef
Posted: at 2-01-2010 03:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wopkon at 2-01-2010 03:49 PM (14 years ago)
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nice piece
Posted: at 2-01-2010 03:49 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- kelvinkams at 2-01-2010 06:55 PM (14 years ago)
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is that ur version of the origin  of man.?
Posted: at 2-01-2010 06:55 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- KleverC at 2-01-2010 10:35 PM (14 years ago)
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yes,complete and accurate
Posted: at 2-01-2010 10:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gidwalk at 3-01-2010 12:35 PM (14 years ago)
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donkey  Grin
Posted: at 3-01-2010 12:35 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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