Man Shares His Nasty Ordeal With A 'Dirty' Lady In Lagos

So, I was returning from work this evening (yesterday) and  took a bus from Oshodi to Sango. I sat at the last seat close to the window.

This tall, good looking lady came to sit beside me while others came in and the bus was filled up. Though I am not a fan of chatting up ladies in public transport, today was an exception and I ended up very disappointed after my experience. I got bored along the road due to long Lagos traffic and my phone was dead, so I had no choice than to strike a convo. I bought chips and offered her some, but she refused, thanked me and smiled.

I enjoyed my chips then bought a chilled bottle of Teem. I was having trouble opening the drink, so she volunteered opening it for me. I thanked her and we started talking. By this time, we've gotten Dopemu, close to Iyana-ipaja. Suddenly, she asked if she could get a public toilet around Iyana-ipaja.

At first I was confused, and i asked her what the problem was.She said she was having runny stomach. I advised her to drop and look for somewhere to take care of herself or hold it if she can. Obviously, the took the second advise and kept to herself. Then I ended the convo because she wasn't feeling easy and I needed her to calm herself.

We were approaching tollgate when I started perceiving a foul odour. At first, I thought she just farted or something, then the other two passengers sitting next to her dropped and the smell increased astronomically. When the passengers alighted, she adjusted herself and moved closer to the other window.

Mehn, I couldn't breath again! She had pooed (defecated) in her pants. The whole back seat was stinking. I just couldn't stand the smell, so I had drop before I got to my bus stop. Either that or choke on the foul stench. Right now, I'm still in shock. She could have dropped somewhere and save herself of this disgrace. Wonder what she would tell her people.

Pathetic!

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Posted: at 24-10-2015 07:42 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

shame on you...you should have pretended like you did it to save her from the mess and see how she would pay you. I think I learnt that from 'my girlfriend is a nine tailed fox"

Posted: at 24-10-2015 08:53 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Just pray mother nature doesn't come knocking with a big BANG anytime...there are some calls of nature that come without adequate warning..o ma se o!

Posted: at 24-10-2015 09:16 AM (8 years ago) | Newbie

Seriously I feel for d gurl. Wen u have running stomach, u can't control it. Its not somethg u can predict wat can happen next. Poster she is not dirty. She might be shy to drop cus u already kn wats happen and trust babe, dem no like make dem fall demseves hand. There's a public toilet at d toll gate there na. U for advice her to enter there wen u percieve d stench.

Posted: at 24-10-2015 09:34 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

If u don fall victim before u go understand wella

Posted: at 24-10-2015 10:06 AM (8 years ago) | Upcoming

winace e b like say u sef don experience am b4, lol

Posted: at 24-10-2015 10:23 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Too bad, maybe she no get transport to continue her journi if she come down or as she dey try tight her anus, she miss calculate some amount for pant later release the remaining flud.. nobody fit catch runnig stomach if e start.

Posted: at 24-10-2015 12:14 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

That was a well written story,well done.

Posted: at 24-10-2015 12:25 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming

Mumu man, u shld ve helped her, u come here come write english, shey make we clap 4 u? what if she's ur sister? What happened to eateries and banks restrooms? U shld ve advised her to come down and help her with her t-fare if dat's d problem, she will 4ever b grateful.

Posted: at 24-10-2015 02:02 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming

Maybe she don go eat Ahoof for somewia wey pass her.

Posted: at 24-10-2015 03:52 PM (8 years ago) | Hero