I Need a Man!

Date: 03-01-2010 4:08 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
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- at 3-01-2010 04:08 PM (14 years ago)
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> Doc, you've gotta help me... my wife just isn't interested
> in sex
> anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give
> her?"
>
> "Look, I can't prescribe..."
>
> "Doc, we've been friends for years. Have you ever seen me
> this upset? I
> am desperate! I can't think; I can't concentrate; my life
> is going
> utterly to Hell! You've got to help me."
>
> The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle
> of pills.
> "Ordinarily, I wouldn't do this. These are experimental,
> the tests so
> far indicate that they're VERY powerful. Don't give her
> more than ONE,
> understand? JUST one."
>
> "I don't know, doc; she's awfully cold..."
>
> "One. No more. In her coffee. Okay?"
>
> "Um... okay."
>
> Our hero expresses gratitude, and departs for home, where
> his wife has
> dinner waiting. When dinner is finished, she goes to the
> kitchen to
> bring dessert. Our hero, in fumbling haste, pulls the pills
> from his
> pocket and drops one into his wife's coffee. He reflects
> for a moment,
> hesitates, then drops in a second pill. And then he begins
> to worry. The
> doctor did say they were powerful. Then an inspiration
> strikes: he drops
> one pill into his own coffee.
>
> His wife returns with the shortcake, and they enjoy their
> dessert and
> coffee, our hero with poorly concealed anticipation. Sure
> enough, a few
> minutes after they finish, his wife shudders a little,
> sighs deeply and
> heavily, and a strange smoky look enters her eyes. In a
> deep, throaty,
> near-whisper, in a tone of voice he has never heard her use
> before, she
> says, "I... need... a man..."
>
> His eyes glitter and his hands tremble as he replies,
> "Me... too......


Posted: at 3-01-2010 04:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
- coolguys235 at 3-01-2010 04:11 PM (14 years ago)
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ya wa

Posted: at 3-01-2010 04:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 3-01-2010 04:34 PM (14 years ago)
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@  poster...sheenor ask J2S to delete of of your double copy
Posted: at 3-01-2010 04:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 3-01-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on  3-01-2010 04:34 PM
@  poster...sheenor ask J2S to delete of of your double copy
o.k



oga moderator abeg delete the other copy!!!!

Posted: at 3-01-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 3-01-2010 07:12 PM (14 years ago)
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Oh boy this joke funny die.. My second joke of the week! Grin Grin

Ok. Make i go delete the other copy.

Posted: at 3-01-2010 07:12 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ogunfunmi at 4-01-2010 02:58 PM (14 years ago)
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nice article
Posted: at 4-01-2010 02:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 4-01-2010 03:08 PM (14 years ago)
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still nice
Posted: at 4-01-2010 03:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 4-01-2010 03:13 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahaha

Posted: at 4-01-2010 03:13 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 4-01-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago)
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9ice one
Posted: at 4-01-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 4-01-2010 04:52 PM (14 years ago)
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OMG..... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
Posted: at 4-01-2010 04:52 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- lyinka at 4-01-2010 05:18 PM (14 years ago)
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nice

Posted: at 4-01-2010 05:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wopkon at 4-01-2010 08:08 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one there
Posted: at 4-01-2010 08:08 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- asaph at 4-01-2010 08:10 PM (14 years ago)
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yes oooh
Posted: at 4-01-2010 08:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 5-01-2010 01:35 AM (14 years ago)
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Yeah a good one

Posted: at 5-01-2010 01:35 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 5-01-2010 01:43 AM (14 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 5-01-2010 01:43 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- anthonydidioma at 5-01-2010 10:24 AM (14 years ago)
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If you sturborn for morning, you go cool for night!
Posted: at 5-01-2010 10:24 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- vbyz299 at 5-01-2010 11:33 AM (14 years ago)
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Lv this joke so much
Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:33 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Doshe at 5-01-2010 11:36 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on  3-01-2010 04:11 PM
ya wa

Ya wa don gas ohhhhhhh
Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:36 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 5-01-2010 11:37 AM (14 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 5-01-2010 11:43 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: anthonydidioma on  5-01-2010 10:24 AM
If you sturborn for morning, you go cool for night!

SOMETIMES
Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:43 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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