Baba's Visit
Baba Iyabo got an invitation from the Queen to come and visit her in
england.
One afternoon, while drinking tea, he asked the queen her success
secret. She told him that she relies on her people a lot and therefore she must
be certain that they are intelligent. She decided to show him exactly what
she meant and phoned Tony Blair.
"Now listen carefully, Mr. Obasanjo, I'm going to ask Mr. Blair a
question to determine his intelligence."
Queen: "Oh! hello Mr Blair, I have a question for you: your mother has
a child, and your father has a child. This child is not your brother and
is not your sister. Who is he?"
Tony Blair: " It's ME!"
Queen: "Correct! Thank you, bye"
"Did you get that Mr. Obasanjo?" the queen asked.
"Yes, thanks a lot, I'll definitely be using that! "
Once back in Nigeria he decided that he has doubts about Dr. Chuba
Okadigbo and he's going to ask him the question. He arranged a meeting
with him and asked him:
"Dr. Okadigbo I have a question for you; your mother has a child and
your father has a child. The child is not your brother and is not your
sister, who is he?."
Okadigbo thinks...... and thinks, "Em...... you must give me some time
to think about it."
And Mr. Obasanjo decided to give him a day to come out with an answer.
That afternoon, Dr. Okadigbo called a meeting to discuss the question,
but NOBODY knew the answer. They drew up an Okadigbo family tree, but to
no avail. The next morning, he realised he has to give Obasanjo an
answer and as a last resort, he decided to phone Jerry Rawlings of Ghana. "
Jerry, your mother has a child and your father has a child.
The child is not your brother and is not your sister , who is he?"
Jerry answers immediately. "Hey, Chuba, It's me of course, you dumb
Nigerian!" Okadigbo rushed to Obasanjo's office, very impressed
to know the answer to such a difficult question. "Mr. President, I know
who he is, it's Jerry Rawlings!"
Obasanjo: "Jerry Rawlings ko , Jerry Gana ni. You are such a stupid
senate president.
I'll make sure you're removed from office. The child is TONY BLAIR !"
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