A Woman's Payback

Date: 03-01-2010 8:22 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 3-01-2010 08:22 PM (14 years ago)
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A woman was walking down the street when she was confronted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some
chocolate with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop chocolate years ago", the homeless woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked.

"No, I don't waste time shopping", the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight."

The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't your hubby be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and chocolate."


14_Inches

Posted: at 3-01-2010 08:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- neossha at 3-01-2010 08:27 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-01-2010 08:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 3-01-2010 09:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 3-01-2010 09:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 3-01-2010 09:06 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  3-01-2010 09:03 PM
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lmfao  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-01-2010 09:06 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 3-01-2010 09:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Nah true nah
Posted: at 3-01-2010 09:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 3-01-2010 10:42 PM (14 years ago)
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lol nice one Cheesy
Posted: at 3-01-2010 10:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 4-01-2010 12:34 AM (14 years ago)
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Yeah
Posted: at 4-01-2010 12:34 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 4-01-2010 12:53 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  3-01-2010 09:03 PM
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na wa...u right sha
Posted: at 4-01-2010 12:53 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 4-01-2010 12:58 AM (14 years ago)
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Ofcourse
Posted: at 4-01-2010 12:58 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 4-01-2010 12:13 PM (14 years ago)
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still funny sha
Posted: at 4-01-2010 12:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 4-01-2010 01:07 PM (14 years ago)
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If u say so
Posted: at 4-01-2010 01:07 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 4-01-2010 01:35 PM (14 years ago)
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y
Posted: at 4-01-2010 01:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 5-01-2010 08:34 AM (14 years ago)
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u mean witz out these woman are not complete??
Posted: at 5-01-2010 08:34 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 21-02-2010 03:57 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 21-02-2010 03:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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