>
> Your eyes won't get much worse.
>
> Things you buy now won't wear out.
>
> There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
>
> Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
>
> No one expects you to run into a burning building.
>
> In a hostage situation you are likely to be released
> first.
>
> Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable
> size.
>
> Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather
> Service.
>
> Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to
> pay off.
>
> Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
> remember
> them either.
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