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Date: 28-11-2015 10:39 pm (8 years ago) | Author: stevee dab
- at 28-11-2015 10:39 PM (8 years ago)
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A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the
farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches over and gives his
wife's br*ast a little feel and says,"Mother, if this could give
milk, we could get rid of the cow." His hand then travels
down to her cr*tch, and he says, "Mother, if this could give
eggs, we could get rid of the chickens."
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His wife then reaches over and grabs his pen*s. "Father, if
this could stay hard, we could get rid of your brother.

Posted: at 28-11-2015 10:39 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- dickieponga at 30-11-2015 08:19 PM (8 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 30-11-2015 08:19 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Novic at 30-11-2015 10:16 PM (8 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 30-11-2015 10:16 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Wikigenius at 3-12-2015 07:51 PM (8 years ago)
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Satsaver ur too funny
Posted: at 3-12-2015 07:51 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kp45 at 3-12-2015 11:34 PM (8 years ago)
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Hello
Posted: at 3-12-2015 11:34 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dickieponga at 3-12-2015 11:52 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: kp45 on  3-12-2015 11:34 PM
Hello

And dis hello belongs to who...?
Posted: at 3-12-2015 11:52 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- satsaver at 4-12-2015 07:11 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: dickieponga on  3-12-2015 11:52 PM
And dis hello belongs to who...?
the farmers wife I think  Huh?  Huh?  Huh?
Posted: at 4-12-2015 07:11 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 15-02-2016 02:04 AM (8 years ago)
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ohooooo

Posted: at 15-02-2016 02:04 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- justmak at 20-02-2016 03:07 PM (8 years ago)
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Funny

Posted: at 20-02-2016 03:07 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 21-02-2016 02:06 PM (8 years ago)
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huh Roll Eyes

Posted: at 21-02-2016 02:06 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Trueyarn at 28-02-2016 06:28 PM (8 years ago)
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Lafffff,the woman let am know wetin him suppose dey do since wey the brother dey help am do.
Posted: at 28-02-2016 06:28 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- nonsovin at 1-03-2016 03:14 PM (8 years ago)
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Una no serious!
Posted: at 1-03-2016 03:14 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ujmaria at 2-03-2016 03:50 AM (8 years ago)
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That night u will pack out of my house
Posted: at 2-03-2016 03:50 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vickie_guz at 3-03-2016 01:00 AM (8 years ago)
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Hahaha
Posted: at 3-03-2016 01:00 AM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Vectorcy at 11-03-2016 11:17 PM (8 years ago)
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Chai
Posted: at 11-03-2016 11:17 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 27-03-2016 09:30 PM (8 years ago)
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hahahah i fit laff oo
Posted: at 27-03-2016 09:30 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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