The Blonde Cop

Date: 07-01-2010 1:16 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Adedamola Adedeji
- at 7-01-2010 01:16 PM (14 years ago)
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A blonde police officer stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The driver searches around in her handbag but can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.”

The cop says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?” The motorist searches around in her bag again, and finds a mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, “All I have is this picture of myself.” The cop says, “Let me see it, then.”

So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, “Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have even pulled you over. You are free to go.”

Posted: at 7-01-2010 01:16 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Doshe at 7-01-2010 02:30 PM (14 years ago)
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wat a folish officer who employed him at 1st
Posted: at 7-01-2010 02:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 7-01-2010 02:39 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 7-01-2010 02:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 7-01-2010 02:43 PM (14 years ago)
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dis is corruption...smthin went behind dat mirror..lol
Posted: at 7-01-2010 02:43 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 7-01-2010 02:45 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 7-01-2010 02:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- byenny at 7-01-2010 05:52 PM (14 years ago)
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hahaha! must a nigerian policeman
Posted: at 7-01-2010 05:52 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 7-01-2010 06:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Naija police..all of them are suffering from IGNORAMUS
Posted: at 7-01-2010 06:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-01-2010 08:02 PM (14 years ago)
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Good joke.. But posted b4
Posted: at 7-01-2010 08:02 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 7-01-2010 08:08 PM (14 years ago)
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lol...NA only pb4 you know sef J2S
Posted: at 7-01-2010 08:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 7-01-2010 10:37 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahaha
Posted: at 7-01-2010 10:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 8-01-2010 01:48 PM (14 years ago)
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good trial
Posted: at 8-01-2010 01:48 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 080575 at 8-01-2010 02:00 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 8-01-2010 02:00 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sahga at 8-01-2010 11:06 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 8-01-2010 11:06 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- adedupcy at 9-01-2010 12:15 AM (14 years ago)
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okey
Posted: at 9-01-2010 12:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 9-01-2010 12:21 AM (14 years ago)
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dumb police!
Posted: at 9-01-2010 12:21 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Bazemaster at 9-01-2010 01:21 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on  7-01-2010 06:00 PM
Naija police..all of them are suffering from IGNORAMUS

Is it because u no get any relation that have certificate who is in police work that u can boastfully say 'all nigerian police are ignorant'.
You even went out of point in the sense that a blonde is a white and not a black.
Posted: at 9-01-2010 01:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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