HUSBAND: My wife where are you? WIFE: At home love. HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes. HUSBAND: Turn on the blender. WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye. Another day HUSBAND: My wife where are you? WIFE: At home love HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes HUSBAND: Turn on the blender WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, and finds his son alone and he asked him son where is your mother? SON: I don’t know, she went out with the blender.
Posted: at 4-12-2015 05:51 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
When a drunk meets a mad man, he learns the difference between being merely drunk and truly mad. The clown sees him that he just got started then begins to talk gibberish and act as d commander, the merely drunk will have no choice than to chill and listen while he displays his talent. Satsaver, I'm chilling and listening! Please continue...
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 12-12-2015 07:50 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
BournIdentity at 12-12-2015 11:22 PM (8 years ago) (m)
Satsaver abi na sidon saver, e b like say d devil wey solder ur ynash don glue ur brain join. E talk say as ur mumu don elevate wey make u no sat/sidon again, make u dey mad dey go like that.
Posted: at 12-12-2015 11:22 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Satsaver abi na sidon saver, e b like say d devil wey solder ur ynash don glue ur brain join. E talk say as ur mumu don elevate wey make u no sat/sidon again, make u dey mad dey go like that.
ajayi! Thanks for ur interpretation... Shey na tiger battery dey work u.. how the matter to concern ur yash nd your brain??!
Posted: at 13-12-2015 08:35 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
@Satsaver, no ear is so deaf as one which wishes not to hear.
it's about understanding not just hearing.. u just failing to understand that we r not debating about nothing. If u want to topup ur comment.. go elsewhere. Stay off ma old jokes!
Posted: at 13-12-2015 08:39 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Satsaver, how can there be understanding of whom you have not heard? I was told to salute the deaf; if the heavens don't hear, the earth will hear. So you mean, you have the audacity, temerity and effrontery to call jokes someone has suffered for and posted here "ma old jokes!" Guy, are you mentally alright?
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 13-12-2015 11:42 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
franel
appreciate big time 
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