A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican (Roman Catholic) has officially announced today that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news.
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth. “We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.”
Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples that he would come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly”
The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments.
“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.” The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming. For more scintillating and juicy stories, follow the official Naijapals accounts On Twitter - https://twitter.com/Naijapals and Facebook - www.facebook.com/naijapals
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Posted: at 6-12-2015 10:36 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Powerfulify at 6-12-2015 11:04 PM (8 years ago) (m)
Go n read ur bible bcos he said he will come like a thief that nobody knows the hour or time even his father in heaven don't know, therefore we should keep on doing good n abstain from sin, just watch n pray.
Posted: at 6-12-2015 11:04 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
zezprincess at 6-12-2015 11:09 PM (8 years ago) (f)
Omg,make una come see gbegeooo,anyway na catholic clergy,he is not God,so he can say watever he likes or is like he is the one that is drunk,hahaha,oys over to catholic faithfuls.
Posted: at 6-12-2015 11:09 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
This Roman catholic knows what is the real truth behind the Bible but they were hiding it from us last time the Pope said that there is no hell fire, so why were they hiding this from us if it was the truth.
Posted: at 6-12-2015 11:19 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
poster you are lying this is fake news no church or organisations leaders we say such things give us the prove where you got the news from, if not please stop playing with the name of the lord if not the anger of God with come up you
Posted: at 6-12-2015 11:23 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie
I am a catholic and I am proud of it. I don't want to know whether pope said that Jesus is not coming or any body,I read my bible always, and know one can decievd me, rev or pastor or cardinal or bishop. What I know is that Jesus is coming very soon.
Posted: at 6-12-2015 11:26 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
holy God... na different thing we go they hear on these earth. We have been hearing so long that jesus is coming very soon and that jesus never come till today. seriously i always imagine that christenity of nowadays was totally fake, no one can predict what we happen.
Posted: at 6-12-2015 11:35 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
Now catholic leaders are now saying jesus in not coming again that jesus was drank wen he made the promise. So jesus is now a dranker, hmmmm....God have mercy. i have knw so long that people that beliv was what matter most inlife, if you beliv everythn you laid your hand on will be done. We have different kind of bible bible on earth nw that has different meaning, even most of the churches goto Rome to do their own bible for only there church. its only God that can guild us in this world.
Posted: at 6-12-2015 11:43 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
Frederick01 at 6-12-2015 11:55 PM (8 years ago) (m)
Each and everyone will carry his own burden. So let this man utter anything he deemed fit and right from his small mouth that God the Almighty has giving him
Posted: at 6-12-2015 11:55 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican (Roman Catholic) has officially announced today that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news.
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth. “We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.”
Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples that he would come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly”
The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments.
“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.” The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming. For more scintillating and juicy stories, follow the official Naijapals accounts On Twitter - https://twitter.com/Naijapals and Facebook - www.facebook.com/naijapals
@poster, be careful what you write you this Muslim child.
Posted: at 7-12-2015 02:31 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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