For The Ladies: 16 Places To Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos

After carrying out lots of deep  research, these are places you would never find Dangote’s son cousin brother-in-law. When the chair-lady of Nigerian single girls says don’t be found in these places, sisters, don’t!
1. Career fairs All the attendees are broke and are looking for a job except the host and the host is usually married!
2. Oshodi Under Bridge Can any good thing come out of this place? Any good thing?
3. Sabo Yaba sigh
4. Ozone Yaba Chances are pretty slim. Just Unilag boys roaming around in carrot jeans and palm slippers. Don’t waste your time abeg.
5. Computer Village You might lose a Bosom  or another body part in the process of trying to find a man here.   
6. ICM Is it just me or does ICM seem like a place to meet a boyfriend but not a husband? Too many kidults. I stand to be corrected though.

7. Markets Except you are a lesbian.
8. Names of places in Lagos that contains the word ‘bridge’ in it.
9. All the bus stops in the mainland. In fact, once you descend 3MB towards the mainland axis. Don’t reply any stranger that says, ‘excuse me’.
10. Motor parks where Lagos to Abuja is N2, 300.
11. MTN centres. The people that frequent here are people that complain over the slightest things. E.g “I loaded N100 in my phone last night and N2 was gone by morning! I am not leaving this office until you return my money back.” Don’t let that sort of man put you inside house oh.
12. Job interviews/reality show auditions. This is a gamble. You are free to give him your number but don’t reply that sms until he has successfully scaled through, the reality show has ended and he is declared winner. For job interviews, only if he gets the job. Don’t worry you are not a gold digger. Just a woman who knows what she wants.
13. BRT buses Have you noticed everybody always looks sad in BRT buses? Maybe it’s because they are thinking of their 0.28 account balance. Once you get in, HEADSET ON!

14. Justrite Supermarket Justrite prides itself in offering unbeatable prices of good. Any man found shopping here is looking for the cheapest alternative so therefore, that sort of man will give you N270 to cook soup.
15. 2go When you read cases of people meeting their husbands on social networks and you take a decision to try your luck on 2go, you are on your own.
16. Eco Bank Is it just me or is there a stereotype that surrounds bankers in Eco Bank. It’s one thing to find a rich husband, it’s another thing to pray he’s not a stingy rich husband or you’ll wish you married yourself.

Don’t forget to mention the places that you feel should make the list below

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Posted: at 10-12-2015 09:52 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Lmao! Very funny.

Posted: at 10-12-2015 11:08 AM (8 years ago) | Upcoming

LWKMD.

17: Village BAR. - Most men that visits the village bars are mostly village champions who have worked their ass out during farm season and saved the proceed to impress during Xmas
18: Police Stations: An average police man who lives solely on his salary is poor than a bus conductor

Posted: at 10-12-2015 11:16 AM (8 years ago) | Hero

Whatever,  nobody knows tomorrow.

Posted: at 10-12-2015 11:20 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Lol

Posted: at 10-12-2015 01:18 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

You don talk am finish poster. The number one place  na that oshodi under bridge. Na there dem full.

Posted: at 10-12-2015 05:06 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

Poster u don kolo  . Who tell u say. husband  not dey all those places

Posted: at 10-12-2015 06:11 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

In all these there is an exception because a rich guy could pretend to be poor to see if he could meet true love.

Posted: at 10-12-2015 06:47 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

Why include BRT na ?

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Posted: at 10-12-2015 10:51 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

How can u make a judgement on guys bcos they wear slippers and whatever jeans they wear. That's very absurd.

Posted: at 11-12-2015 01:19 AM (8 years ago) | Upcoming