Apkos and his two friends lolzs...

Date: 20-12-2015 5:23 pm (8 years ago) | Author: stevee dab
- at 20-12-2015 05:23 PM (8 years ago)
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Three friends Akpos, Johnny and Ofege
decided to go for a picnic. Johnny packs
the picnic basket with drinks and
sandwiches. Ofege carried the basket and
they set out for the park 10km away.
It takes them 2 hours to get there. When
they arrived, Oghene found out that Akpos did not pack the
bottle opener.
They begged Akpos to make the 4 hour
trip to go get the opener. He disagreed.
''You'll finish the sandwiches before I
return'', Akpos protested. ''No we won't'',
assured Johnny. After some more cajoling
from them, Akpos reluctantly sets out for
the opener. After 3 hours, there was no
sign of Akpos. They decided to wait for
another 2 hours, still no sign of Akpos.
After waiting for more than 5 hours they
were now very hungry so they decided to
take one sandwich each and eat.
As they were about to eat, Akpos jumped out
from behind the bush screaming. . .
"I KNEW IT !!!
I'M NOT GOING AGAIN''

Posted: at 20-12-2015 05:23 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- franel at 20-12-2015 08:00 PM (8 years ago)
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Okay, I see ...
Posted: at 20-12-2015 08:00 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- kp45 at 24-12-2015 10:13 PM (8 years ago)
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I see
Posted: at 24-12-2015 10:13 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 26-12-2015 03:57 PM (8 years ago)
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 Grin Grin, yeye akpors Cheesy nice
Posted: at 26-12-2015 03:57 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- okatee at 31-12-2015 11:50 PM (8 years ago)
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dis akpos mumu oo
Posted: at 31-12-2015 11:50 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- akinmanchy at 1-01-2016 08:48 AM (8 years ago)
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Akpors can never be wise
Posted: at 1-01-2016 08:48 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- gogoman at 1-01-2016 02:59 PM (8 years ago)
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akpos too funny and dumb
Posted: at 1-01-2016 02:59 PM (8 years ago) | Grande Master
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- satsaver at 1-01-2016 04:28 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: okata matthew on 31-12-2015 11:50 PM
dis akpos mumu oo
bigtime
Posted: at 1-01-2016 04:28 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- satsaver at 1-01-2016 04:29 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Michael Akin on  1-01-2016 08:48 AM
Akpors can never be wise
he will be..we are praying for him lol
Posted: at 1-01-2016 04:29 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- satsaver at 1-01-2016 04:30 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: mr gogo on  1-01-2016 02:59 PM
akpos too funny and dumb
funny and smart sometimes. Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 1-01-2016 04:30 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BLACKY77 at 6-01-2016 03:15 PM (8 years ago)
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NOTED
Posted: at 6-01-2016 03:15 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 15-02-2016 01:21 AM (8 years ago)
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this akpos and the poster yeyeoo
Posted: at 15-02-2016 01:21 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Trueyarn at 28-02-2016 06:31 PM (8 years ago)
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Hahahaha,Akpos nah real Musa.
Posted: at 28-02-2016 06:31 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- nonsovin at 1-03-2016 02:52 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Michael Akin on  1-01-2016 08:48 AM
Akpors can never be wise
a fool at 40 what do u think
Posted: at 1-03-2016 02:52 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nonsovin at 1-03-2016 02:53 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: stevee dab on  1-01-2016 04:29 PM
he will be..we are praying for him lol
hahaha funny!
Posted: at 1-03-2016 02:53 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ujmaria at 2-03-2016 03:51 AM (8 years ago)
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Hahahahahaha hahaha no be small thing, akpos no well
Posted: at 2-03-2016 03:51 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fran6ixfox at 3-03-2016 04:24 PM (8 years ago)
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Akpos akpos b very very careful o
Posted: at 3-03-2016 04:24 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 11-03-2016 10:53 PM (8 years ago)
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Akpos life self..no b here o
Posted: at 11-03-2016 10:53 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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