SECRET MEETING TREASURY LOOTERS

OGA:    My People My People
Chorus:  “Hey!” – “Hey Chairman!” – “Yesso!” - “My Thief” – “My Honorable” –“Landlord” – “D’ Caterpillar”
OGA: Hsssssssssssssss daz alright!
i called this over nite meeting not to share our monthly allocation from oga at the top as usual but to let us know that things are CHANGING.
I want us to know that this mad people have open eyes to our formula “Please Deceive People ” just image! we can no longer say on ALT television  Zero Allocation or our “Sure-Pocket” – OH sorry I mean “Sure-P” achievements; it is so bad that:
-   My last Oil subsidy payment was worthless sum of N25 billion. Tell me how do I get respect from Dangote;
-   People with black flags are demanding their share from the Arms Deal before they settle down finally and Dasuki is not helping matters;
-   Our Power projects deals is nothing to write home about, we spent all our profits to kill Power Probe, thank Allah for that;
-   2 hours ago I called this Yarinya Petroleum in London to lets us share the money in her care, you can’t image her telling me it is too early and switched off her phone! What if she dies! Or –or this change people get it before we do?
-   Kai –you there - the airports project?, you are yet to send my money to my account in Saudi Remember I want to use N2 billion of that money to hire lawyers and doctors just in case;
-   “Wa Lai Hi Ta Lai Hi” I will transfer (kill) someone if they attempt to block my security vote.

Grin-grin-grin!!!  - phone rings – FFFee P.A. who be dat!
P.A. : Na that new Minister who visited your house in paris –OGA
Oga: OH the one wey say I should help him ko!
P.A. Yes –OGA
Oga: tell him I have open two “achaba A/C” for him in two countries, I will give passwords when he pays the N500m each as agreed and FFFee P.A. no more calls for now till I finish with My People.

OGA    - My People – when I say “power to the people” you say “change”
Chorus    - Ahhhhhhhhhhh ! OGA!
OGA   - Yes I know what you mean. You know we are smart and we need to remain smart! “Change means we change from big spoons to small spoons, change from short spoons to long spoons” does the CHANGE AFFECT OUR CHOP-CHOP?
Chorus    - Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
OGA   -Gooooooooooooood ! daz what am ssaying!
- I have penciled down some of you LGA by LGA to Decamp to Change and under study them so dat we change off by 2019.
Chorus    - Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!! - -  My Thief – Yesso!  No Shaking!
OGA   -For the means time lets have “Item 7” and I have arranged 3 girls each at the pool as usual we resume our meeting by 10am tomorrow.
-MY PEOPLE MY PEOPLE!
Chorus    - D’ caterpillar - D’ caterpillar!

Posted: at 26-12-2015 11:51 AM (8 years ago) | Upcoming

okay i really do not get!

Posted: at 26-12-2015 03:49 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

I beg giv me d kind meeting wey my rat 4 hous go wear eyepiece dey listen blues. Wetin concern me with power sei I b senator or minister?

Posted: at 27-12-2015 04:40 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Thiefs I see

Posted: at 30-12-2015 06:13 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

poster won join politician thugs lol

Posted: at 2-01-2016 04:24 PM (8 years ago) | Grande Master

nice 1

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Posted: at 15-02-2016 12:34 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Lolx....no.b smalll tin

Posted: at 11-03-2016 11:02 PM (8 years ago) | Hero