AWOOF NO GOOD

Date: 07-01-2016 8:32 pm (8 years ago) | Author: KAMAL BANKOLE
- at 7-01-2016 08:32 PM (8 years ago)
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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?' 'We can't chew them because we've got no teeth,' she replied. The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?' The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

Posted: at 7-01-2016 08:32 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
- okatee at 7-01-2016 10:17 PM (8 years ago)
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SORRY, I NO UNDASTAND DIS SHIT JOKE
Posted: at 7-01-2016 10:17 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- osarobo62 at 8-01-2016 11:17 PM (8 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin  ...and the driver didn't slam on his brake suddenly.
Posted: at 8-01-2016 11:17 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 12-01-2016 07:57 PM (8 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes yoke?
Posted: at 12-01-2016 07:57 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gogoman at 18-01-2016 10:22 PM (8 years ago)
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she don lick am lol
Posted: at 18-01-2016 10:22 PM (8 years ago) | Grande Master
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- rakelly at 29-01-2016 01:26 PM (8 years ago)
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chei this joke make senseless i swear i lafff so dey my pant come tear
Posted: at 29-01-2016 01:26 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- bokobond at 29-01-2016 08:54 PM (8 years ago)
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I love girls
Posted: at 29-01-2016 08:54 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie
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- Trueyarn at 5-02-2016 06:48 PM (8 years ago)
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Poster Lafff yourself.
Posted: at 5-02-2016 06:48 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- cadanre at 8-02-2016 04:22 PM (8 years ago)
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Eiyaa!
Posted: at 8-02-2016 04:22 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- ujmaria at 12-02-2016 03:11 PM (8 years ago)
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Still no understand d post
Posted: at 12-02-2016 03:11 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 14-02-2016 10:07 PM (8 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 14-02-2016 10:07 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- charisVEC at 3-03-2016 04:58 PM (8 years ago)
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I se...Hag...chai chai chai....ur own dan finish.issookay
Posted: at 3-03-2016 04:58 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 11-03-2016 10:32 PM (8 years ago)
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Lols,longerthroat
Posted: at 11-03-2016 10:32 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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