North Korea Confirmed It Has Invented Hangover-Free Alcohol

Date: 19-01-2016 8:20 pm (8 years ago) | Author: Mister Jay Wonder
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When it comes to North Korea, it seems their News Agencies that keep sending all the bollocks news to the western media owns ScrewLife.Com—each piece from the cut off state sounds like parody and satire.

Now, Kim Jong-un and his people who are at the peak of starvation are saying they’ve invented hangover-free alcohol.

Perhaps, it is the country’s new attempt to make the west fell sh*t about itself—for their inability to invent some of the strange cool stuffs.

Not long ago, North Korea announced that they’ve invented a single miracle pill which cures Cancer, AIDS and Ebola—and recently, they told the whole world they successfully tested a hydrogen bomb.

According to the BBC;

North Korean scientists have invented a hangover-free alcohol, according to the Pyongyang Times.

The state newspaper says the “suave” liquor will spare you wincing when you wake, despite boasting 30%-40% alcohol.

The brew is reportedly made from a type of indigenous ginseng called insam and glutinous rice, and cultivated by an organic farming method.

The product apparently “exudes national flavour”, without dampening your national fervour the following morning.

Among its other unique selling points, according to the Pyongyang Times – the spirit “is highly appreciated by experts and lovers”.

The newspaper article, titled, “Liquor wins quality medal for preserving national smack”, says the Taedonggang Foodstuff Factory has been working for years on the elixir.

The drink derives from Kaesong Koryo insam – a natural herb thought to have medicinal properties. According to the Pyongyang Times, replacing sugar with the scorched, glutinous rice removed the bitterness from the insam and, crucially, the hangover.

“Koryo Liquor, which is made of six-year-old Kaesong Koryo insam, known as being highest in medicinal effect, and the scorched rice, is highly appreciated by experts and lovers as it is suave and causes no hangover,” the article reads.

The liquor “has already been registered as a national scientific and technological hit”, it adds.

Andray Abrahamian, who travels to North Korea on business for Chosong Exchange, told the UK-based North Korean News website that insam liquors were “OK” but he is “not that keen on it as a tasty treat”.

“There are some high quality liquors made in North Korea, though in my experience there is no such thing as hangover-free booze anywhere in the world,”
he said.



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Posted: at 19-01-2016 08:20 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- zezprincess at 19-01-2016 08:38 PM (8 years ago)
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Ok&noted,North korea soon to rule the world.oya liquor consumers&drunkards that north koreans for this medicine.no more hangover,hangover bye-bye.
Posted: at 19-01-2016 08:38 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- gogoman at 19-01-2016 08:39 PM (8 years ago)
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good start north Korean no mind the haters carry go
Posted: at 19-01-2016 08:39 PM (8 years ago) | Grande Master
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- winace at 19-01-2016 08:42 PM (8 years ago)
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Whatever
Posted: at 19-01-2016 08:42 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Powerfulify at 19-01-2016 09:44 PM (8 years ago)
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Whatever no b small
Posted: at 19-01-2016 09:44 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emma4love3 at 19-01-2016 09:58 PM (8 years ago)
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hahahahaha.....them get plans oooooh....
which one be free alcohol again....
them want the world to comot eye for their
body oooh so dat them lunch their plans..   
Posted: at 19-01-2016 09:58 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 19-01-2016 09:58 PM (8 years ago)
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hahahahaha.....them get plans oooooh....
which one be free alcohol again....
them want the world to comot eye for their
body oooh so dat them lunch their plans..   
Posted: at 19-01-2016 09:58 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 19-01-2016 09:59 PM (8 years ago)
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hahahahaha.....them get plans oooooh....
which one be free alcohol again....
them want the world to comot eye for their
body oooh so dat them lunch their plans..   
Posted: at 19-01-2016 09:59 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- akinmanchy at 19-01-2016 10:26 PM (8 years ago)
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Ok na, make men dey jolly dey go

Posted: at 19-01-2016 10:26 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Oworen25 at 19-01-2016 10:27 PM (8 years ago)
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If you like invent another  moon the Americans will never be rated down.
Posted: at 19-01-2016 10:27 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BusyHorse at 19-01-2016 10:34 PM (8 years ago)
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wey this waiter ? oya bring me i carton make i booze. hope say una produce enough oh.
Posted: at 19-01-2016 10:34 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Ennyolalekan at 19-01-2016 10:38 PM (8 years ago)
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how I wish
Posted: at 19-01-2016 10:38 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Wazubia at 19-01-2016 10:55 PM (8 years ago)
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Cool, good inventory .
Posted: at 19-01-2016 10:55 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kp45 at 19-01-2016 11:46 PM (8 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 19-01-2016 11:46 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DAMILARE100 at 20-01-2016 08:52 PM (8 years ago)
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We don get that one for Naija no be today. Who sabi Burukutu? e no de cause hang-over and it's medicinal
Posted: at 20-01-2016 08:52 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DAMILARE100 at 20-01-2016 08:54 PM (8 years ago)
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We don get that one for Naija no be today. Who sabi Burukutu? e no de cause hang-over and it's medicinal
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- Novic at 22-01-2016 11:15 PM (8 years ago)
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Ok&noted,North korea soon to rule
the world.oya liquor
consumers&drunkards that north
koreans for this medicine.no more
hangover,hangover bye-bye
Posted: at 22-01-2016 11:15 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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