A Blonde's Diet

> A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a

> diet. "I

> want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and

> repeat this

> procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have

> lost at

> least 5 pounds."

>

> When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing

> nearly 20

> pounds.

>

> "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my

> instructions?"

>

> The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was

> going to drop

> dead that third day."

>

> "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

>

> "No, from skipping."