A Blonde's Diet

Date: 12-01-2010 9:39 am (12 years ago) | Author: Sheenor Kunley
- at 12-01-2010 09:39 AM (12 years ago)
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> A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a

> diet. "I

> want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and

> repeat this

> procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have

> lost at

> least 5 pounds."

>

> When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing

> nearly 20

> pounds.

>

> "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my

> instructions?"

>

> The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was

> going to drop

> dead that third day."

>

> "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

>

> "No, from skipping."


Posted: at 12-01-2010 09:39 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
- ogunfunmi at 14-01-2010 07:05 AM (12 years ago)
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nice article
Posted: at 14-01-2010 07:05 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 14-01-2010 07:10 AM (12 years ago)
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tru tru
Posted: at 14-01-2010 07:10 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ogunfunmi at 16-01-2010 01:38 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheenor on 12-01-2010 09:39 AM
> A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a

> diet. "I

> want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and

> repeat this

> procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have

> lost at

> least 5 pounds."

>

> When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing

> nearly 20

> pounds.

>

> "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my

> instructions?"

>

> The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was

> going to drop

> dead that third day."

>

> "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

>

> "No, from skipping."

Wink
Posted: at 16-01-2010 01:38 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 16-01-2010 02:25 PM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 16-01-2010 02:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 16-01-2010 03:00 PM (12 years ago)
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U try small

Posted: at 16-01-2010 03:00 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- adedupcy at 16-01-2010 07:46 PM (12 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 16-01-2010 07:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 16-01-2010 07:48 PM (12 years ago)
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hahahahaha...skipping GINI
Posted: at 16-01-2010 07:48 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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