16 young teenage girls between the age of 13 and 17 years of age have become pregnant after a pool party went terribly wrong, reports the Tallahassee Herald this morning. A simple weekend pool party turned to tragedy when one of the young men attending the birthday celebration ejaculated in the pool without warning the house guests, accidentally ending up impregnating half of the girls present at the celebration.
“I’m glad I didn’t have my swimsuit that day,” remembers Daliah Jennings, present during the celebration. “It was a surprise party to celebrate my 15th birthday, let’s just say that a baby in my womb is the kind of present I’m glad I didn’t get” she acknowledges, visibly relieved of not getting pregnant. The young man claims there was no s*x at the party at all and that he only ejaculated in the pool by accident.
“Some people in town say we had some kind of wild s*x orgy going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say that I am still a virgin and that if anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo medical examination to prove it if that’s what it takes,” says the 15 year old. “I’ve become some sort of a local celebrity. People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t do anything!” he adds, visibly sincere.
Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital, who was the first to link the multiple births to a single cause, believes the young man has a rare medical condition called spermafortis which makes his semen unusually potent. “Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from spermafortis have sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average man,” he explains. “This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory,” he told local reporters.
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Posted: at 7-02-2016 09:12 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
emma4love3 at 7-02-2016 09:55 AM (8 years ago) (m)
heheheheh....guy u too much...i hail u oooh from here....the bad news be say u get medical problem and then prepare for the wholeworld to use u for experiment.... the good news be say u don break record.... wey nah only for animals like dolphins,and other mammals....
Posted: at 7-02-2016 09:55 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
Firstly those girls are not VIRGIN abi, so dem honeypot is open for anything that is why this super boy sperm swim inside the honeypot just like that... mmmm spermafortis
Posted: at 7-02-2016 11:04 AM (8 years ago) | Grande Master
BournIdentity at 7-02-2016 01:58 PM (8 years ago) (m)
Na last month I c dis news read BT I no believe or identify am cos na only one person publish d news. Posta, why CNN, BBC daily post no cari d news if no b fake?
Posted: at 7-02-2016 01:58 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
zezprincess at 7-02-2016 06:06 PM (8 years ago) (f)
Na lie lie tory,I no believe am,abi every girl wey dey inside the swimming pool no wear swimming suits,how come sperm enter everybody honeypot,come get them pregnant?
Posted: at 7-02-2016 06:06 PM (8 years ago) | Hero