THE NEW GENDER PREDICTION TEST KIT

raggy- where are u?
linda-i'm here
raggy-what kept u so long?
linda-oh my parents where quarrelling and i had to sneak out u know i couldn't have come out without them being on bed!
raggy-yes u right but still u should have been here earlier than now
linda- how?
raggy- well u don't seem to know but i'm gonna tell ya,u see when your parent are at war again they wont remember they had a daughter talk less of checking u on bed;isn't it?
linda- hum yes u right but
raggy- but what? u dont seem to know a thing about this life,ok let me ask u a question ever since your parents have been fighting do they remember to check on u b4 they go to bed?
linda- hum................no
Raggy- so u gat to smart the phyuk up!!! u know what i mean?
linda- yes
Raggy- ok so lets start the thing now
linda- what?
Raggy- water! u think i came here to look u in the face or to give u tips about your family? come on and lets do the damn thing
linda-not tonite again at least we did it twice today.
Raggy- what do u mean does it have a meter?(trying to pull her skirt) move closer and stop burning time and let's do it sharp sharp
linda- oh oh  ook
Raggy- yeah, come on
(unknowing to the two rascals an elderly man was watching their drama unfold )
ologba- stop there! what are u 2 ittle nuts doing right here at this time of the night?(looks at his wristwatch like he's not seen it b4),it's almost 11pm and what are u doing here where are your parents
Raggy- hem,hem they are aaaah
0logba- shut up(he moves closer to see them clearly)so it's u two raggy you and u too super pretender linda your mother must hear about this
Linda- pls baba ,pls i promise i won't do it again sir
ologba- keep quiet idiot u that i see as one of the few good girls in this area,so u could indulge in such a shit hehen having sex with this idiot ;i overheard all your conversation since, look u're in big trouble
Raggy- hey! baba look here if u tell my parent they wont kill me just bcos of that and i'm sure her parents wont either so u stand nothing ,i mean absolutely nothing to gain.so i will advise u lets reach a compromise right here,u see i'm giving u 2,000 quid just to shut your traps agree or not?
ologba- hem u u u
Raggy- there's no need to stammer u know my father pays your salary and i know u earn less than that a whole month so u've got a chance to really catch some bucks right now
ologba- hum ok where is the money now , bring it,bring it
Raggy- why rushing me?i'll give u 2morrow morning ok
ologba- yes it's alright
Raggy- now take a walk
(the old man paces away from the scene)
Raggy- (makes some gesture towards the departing man)and u must watch us til we finish ok!
linda- raggy pls i have to go now
Raggy- hey! we haven't started yet and u say u wanna leave
linda- start what?u're not serious,i'm still yet to recover from that od dog's shocker
Raggy- look here he's gone now never to return u understand?so let's start from where we stopped
linda- no pls lets continue tomorrow pls not now and i have to go now and as u can see it's very late now it's almost 12midnight now pls let me move now
Raggy- ok bye tomorrow right?
linda- yes bye ,i love u
Raggy- bye
(at linda's room she was shivering her mother holding some drugs and her father bumps in suddenly looking very confused)
mr james- hey woman! is this not alright yet?
mrs james- no! but i think its just a slight fever that went unnoticed she will get better soon
mr james- hum mrs dr pls don't kill my daughter with your diagnosis u should take her to an hospital now cos i dont know when u became doctor that diagonises patient without test she might have headache while u are treating her for fever!
mrs james- ok no problem we going right away and can i get some amount from u to take to the clinic

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Posted: at 14-01-2010 01:17 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

na my story

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Posted: at 14-01-2010 01:31 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

go find them for toilet

Posted: at 14-01-2010 07:18 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac