SEE THE DEFERENCE BETWEEN DELIVERY ROOM AND LABOUR ROOM

Date: 16-02-2016 12:13 am (5 years ago) | Author: Onojovwo Michael Ochuko
- at 16-02-2016 12:13 AM (5 years ago)
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Americans call it "DELIVERY ROOM"
Nigerians call is. "LABOUR ROOM"
DELIVERY ROOM (Americans)
Nurse: ma'm u have to take it easy,breathe out
slowly,open wide,(caressing her hair),push
easy,u can do this,come on! your husband is
here...
Husband: u can do this honey,look at me,u can
do this,breathe slow,I love u babe!
(Woman pushes out successfully)
LABOUR ROOM.(Nigerians)
Nurse: madam please push,nor waste our
time,plenty women dey wen ready to born...
(Slaps woman legs)
When u dey phyuk,e dey sweet you o,we nor follow
u enjoy am ooo! Madam push make i dey
commot here joor...see ur husband sef dey wait
for u.
Husband: iya ibeji, no be u don born 7 children
before?
Why u come dey do like say u jst start?
And if u born girl again,no bother come that
house ooo,*walks away*
# RespectNigerianMums

Posted: at 16-02-2016 12:13 AM (5 years ago) | Upcoming
- Ennyolalekan at 16-02-2016 11:32 AM (5 years ago)
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I saw.... was.okay
Posted: at 16-02-2016 11:32 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 21-02-2016 02:08 PM (5 years ago)
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pb4

Posted: at 21-02-2016 02:08 PM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Otikadinje at 22-02-2016 04:29 PM (5 years ago)
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No be lie !!!

Posted: at 22-02-2016 04:29 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- okatee at 23-02-2016 02:15 PM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: iyke on 21-02-2016 02:08 PM
pb4
TELL D YEYE POSTER.
Posted: at 23-02-2016 02:15 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 25-02-2016 04:25 PM (5 years ago)
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I don tell ram

Posted: at 25-02-2016 04:25 PM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Trueyarn at 28-02-2016 06:25 PM (5 years ago)
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Hahahaha,nah Naija way of life.
Posted: at 28-02-2016 06:25 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- nonsovin at 1-03-2016 03:17 PM (5 years ago)
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I hail Nigeria my country!
Posted: at 1-03-2016 03:17 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ujmaria at 2-03-2016 03:47 AM (5 years ago)
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Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha  no be small thing, only in naija
Posted: at 2-03-2016 03:47 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vickie_guz at 3-03-2016 01:02 AM (5 years ago)
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Isokay
Posted: at 3-03-2016 01:02 AM (5 years ago) | Upcoming
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- vickie_guz at 3-03-2016 01:13 AM (5 years ago)
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Naija parents are funny
Posted: at 3-03-2016 01:13 AM (5 years ago) | Upcoming
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- charisVEC at 3-03-2016 12:48 PM (5 years ago)
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I see..Hahhahaahhahaahha...chai..God....nasoo..our naija women dey try..3 gbosa 4 dem..issokay
Posted: at 3-03-2016 12:48 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 11-03-2016 11:15 PM (5 years ago)
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Hmmmmm,no b smal tin
Posted: at 11-03-2016 11:15 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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