Please PMB bring back our Corruption.. lol

Date: 28-02-2016 9:35 pm (8 years ago) | Author: samuel deji
- at 28-02-2016 09:35 PM (8 years ago)
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If with Corruption:
• Dollar was 180 and without Corruption Dollar is
now 425
• Rice was N8,500 and without corruption it is
now N12,500
• Pampers was N1,450 and without corruption it
is now N1,850
• Petrol was N87 and available; without
corruption it is now N120 and scarce
• Garri was N250, without corruption it is now
N500
• Transportation was N500 Lagos - Ibadan,
without corruption it is now N800
• Poor Electricity, tariff was not increased during
corruption, now about 40% tariff increase without
corruption but worst power supply
• Presidency Food was N1billion, but without
corruption it is now N2billion
• Presidential Jets maintenance was N600/year,
now N2.5billion in just 4 months without
corruption
• Aso Rock Clinic maintenance was N500million,
now N3.9billion without corruption.
• Vice President was paid N75million for reading
just books; without corruption the Vice President
will be paid N430million
• We didn't pay rent in Aso Rock; without
corruption we will be paying a rent of
N350million to an invisible landlord.
• Rats never ate our budgets, but rats now
snuggle fictitious unimaginable figures into our
budgets without corruption
Brother and Sisters, you will agree with me that
one way or the other, we need corruption in this
country (sarcasm

Posted: at 28-02-2016 09:35 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie
- nonsovin at 1-03-2016 02:50 PM (8 years ago)
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U go fear face naa
Posted: at 1-03-2016 02:50 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nonsovin at 1-03-2016 02:51 PM (8 years ago)
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Abeg make em bring back the corruption jare
Posted: at 1-03-2016 02:51 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ujmaria at 2-03-2016 03:48 AM (8 years ago)
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Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha  for me I need corruption
Posted: at 2-03-2016 03:48 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vickie_guz at 3-03-2016 01:01 AM (8 years ago)
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True yarn jare
Posted: at 3-03-2016 01:01 AM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- charisVEC at 3-03-2016 12:50 PM (8 years ago)
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I see..Walahi..am in support...wich knd tin bdis..bcuse of aw tins bad reach..guys dan break up wth dey galfrds finish..issokay
Posted: at 3-03-2016 12:50 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 11-03-2016 11:14 PM (8 years ago)
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We need am oo
Posted: at 11-03-2016 11:14 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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