Love turn sour-Here's a conversation between a Nigerian guy and a girl who only needed a Porsche. Ju

Date: 02-03-2016 12:58 pm (5 years ago) | Author: Opeyemi Oladipupo
- at 2-03-2016 12:58 PM (5 years ago)
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Emekas phone rings… Nkechi: “Baby do you still luv me
like before?” Emeka: “Ofcourse Yes,  my luv
for you will never change and is
never ending.” Nkechi: “Dats my babyyyy, I
want you to buy me somting.” Emeka: “Just name it, I am more
than capable, you know me now,
Nky bebe m”. Nkechi: “Its just one BB porsche
sha…” Emeka: “No problem. Just find
out the price and let me know” Nkechi: “Its 450 000 naira.” Emeka: “Is it manual or
authomatic? Is it still in a good
shape, as in, the engine. Have
you checked the fuel
consumption too?” How many
kilometers has it done? Nkechi: “Honey, its not a car
ooo… its a phone.” Emeka: “Phone? Oh! does it
come with a plasma tv, wardrobe
and generator?” Nkechi: “Please be serious, are
you buying it or not? ” Emeka :(in a whisper)  “Ewo!” Nkechi: “Helloooooo! are you still
there?” Emeka: “Hiiiiiiiii!” Nkechi : “What is this, I thought
you love me, infact, don’t even
bother again. I will call Alhaji to
get it for me this evening.” Emeka: “God purnish ya life , na
so your tin sweet reach , not only
Allhaji, better still, call Atiku he
will be faster” Nkechi: “Am going to delete you” Emeka: “Is your fone hanging?
Cos I have deleted you since you
mentioned porsche. ! Thief, how
much is bride price even in ya
village sef!

Posted: at 2-03-2016 12:58 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
- ujmaria at 2-03-2016 11:09 PM (5 years ago)
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Hahahahahaha hahaha, Dis one na real and serious igbo man,
Posted: at 2-03-2016 11:09 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fran6ixfox at 2-03-2016 11:13 PM (5 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 2-03-2016 11:13 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emma4love3 at 2-03-2016 11:19 PM (5 years ago)
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hahahahah 450...na.  manual or automatic
you check the egine...lol...
yes this one funny well
Posted: at 2-03-2016 11:19 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- vickie_guz at 3-03-2016 12:36 AM (5 years ago)
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Hahaha... Very funny
Posted: at 3-03-2016 12:36 AM (5 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Novic at 3-03-2016 12:41 AM (5 years ago)
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lolsss....every funny indeed.
Posted: at 3-03-2016 12:41 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 9-03-2016 09:46 PM (5 years ago)
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Ova pb4 dey wori dis yoke
Posted: at 9-03-2016 09:46 PM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 01:59 PM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: maria on  2-03-2016 11:09 PM
Hahahahahaha hahaha, Dis one na real and serious igbo man,
Honestly
Posted: at 10-03-2016 01:59 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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