Two Inmates in a Nut House

Date: 16-01-2010 5:29 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Isaac Ogwuche
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- at 16-01-2010 05:29 PM (15 years ago)
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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand. Meanwhile, another patient was in the room, hanging from the ceiling by his feet.The doctor asked his patient what he was doing, sitting on the floor.

The patient replied in an irritated fashion, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired, "And what is the fellow hanging from the ceiling doing?"

"Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a light bulb."

The doctor asks, "If he's your friend, don't you think you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?"

"What? And work in the dark?"
 Grin

Posted: at 16-01-2010 05:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 16-01-2010 06:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 16-01-2010 06:01 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- adedupcy at 16-01-2010 07:12 PM (15 years ago)
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goodu
Posted: at 16-01-2010 07:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 16-01-2010 07:19 PM (15 years ago)
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Good one Dinho...Long time no see
Posted: at 16-01-2010 07:19 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 16-01-2010 07:34 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-01-2010 07:34 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 16-01-2010 07:50 PM (15 years ago)
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Sheenor wetin be grin grin for here na? abi na u chop this evening
Posted: at 16-01-2010 07:50 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ogunfunmi at 17-01-2010 08:23 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 16-01-2010 06:01 PM
Posted b4
can still be posted again and again
Posted: at 17-01-2010 08:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 25-01-2010 07:38 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 16-01-2010 07:19 PM
Good one Dinho...Long time no see
MY BRADA LONG TYM NO SAW...
Posted: at 25-01-2010 07:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 25-01-2010 08:06 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmm some jokes, made me smile
Posted: at 25-01-2010 08:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adedupcy at 25-01-2010 08:12 PM (15 years ago)
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3ice Wink
Posted: at 25-01-2010 08:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 25-01-2010 08:15 PM (15 years ago)
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tanx u
Posted: at 25-01-2010 08:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adedupcy at 25-01-2010 08:19 PM (15 years ago)
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welcome chairmen
Posted: at 25-01-2010 08:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 25-01-2010 08:21 PM (15 years ago)
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sure first lady
Posted: at 25-01-2010 08:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 25-01-2010 08:33 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 16-01-2010 07:50 PM
Sheenor wetin be grin grin for here na? abi na u chop this evening
diz joke dey funnie die i feel dos crazie guyz!
Posted: at 25-01-2010 08:33 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ishola1000 at 26-01-2010 06:43 AM (15 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 26-01-2010 06:43 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omatu at 26-01-2010 10:53 AM (15 years ago)
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good one.
Posted: at 26-01-2010 10:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bilak at 26-01-2010 02:11 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 26-01-2010 02:11 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- damover at 26-01-2010 02:23 PM (15 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 26-01-2010 02:23 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 26-01-2010 03:00 PM (15 years ago)
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tanx
Posted: at 26-01-2010 03:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 26-01-2010 03:01 PM (15 years ago)
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y u saying thx 4
Posted: at 26-01-2010 03:01 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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