Three Senior Men Are Talking About Their Problems, But The Oldest Guy Has Them All Beat!

Date: 03-03-2016 8:21 pm (5 years ago) | Author: Emma Uchenna Isibor
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Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble crapping?" "No, I crap every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."

Posted: at 3-03-2016 08:21 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
- nonsovin at 3-03-2016 08:53 PM (5 years ago)
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Hahaha funny!
Posted: at 3-03-2016 08:53 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- charisVEC at 4-03-2016 06:54 AM (5 years ago)
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Lols,badt man tin..,.
Posted: at 4-03-2016 06:54 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 5-03-2016 10:36 AM (5 years ago)
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Posted: at 5-03-2016 10:36 AM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 5-03-2016 11:55 AM (5 years ago)
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Posted: at 5-03-2016 11:55 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 13-03-2016 02:53 PM (5 years ago)
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Posted: at 13-03-2016 02:53 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 2-07-2016 01:53 PM (4 years ago)
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Posted: at 2-07-2016 01:53 PM (4 years ago) | Hero
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- Airbender at 3-07-2016 10:36 AM (4 years ago)
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Pb4

Posted: at 3-07-2016 10:36 AM (4 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scottchris at 3-07-2016 06:33 PM (4 years ago)
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Posted: at 3-07-2016 06:33 PM (4 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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Posted: at 5-07-2016 03:05 PM (4 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 5-07-2016 03:05 PM (4 years ago)
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Posted: at 5-07-2016 03:05 PM (4 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 5-07-2016 03:06 PM (4 years ago)
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Posted: at 5-07-2016 03:06 PM (4 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 5-07-2016 03:06 PM (4 years ago)
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Everywhere I go everywhere I take all I see is yawa, why. Na
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am yawa goes on, yawa don gas


Everywhere I go everywhere I take all I see is yawa, why. Na
serious yawa make yawa no cry again, e do. Na so we take c
am yawa goes on, yawa don gas
Everywhere I go everywhere I take all I see is yawa, why. Na
serious yawa make yawa no cry again, e do. Na so we take c
am yawa goes on, yawa don gas
Posted: at 5-07-2016 03:06 PM (4 years ago) | Hero
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- 1marviz at 6-12-2016 02:00 AM (4 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 6-12-2016 02:00 AM (4 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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