Math

Date: 09-03-2016 12:06 am (6 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 9-03-2016 12:06 AM (6 years ago)
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Akpors was doing his maths
homework & saying:
2+5, the son of a bitch is 7...
3+6, the son of a bitch is 9...
His Mom : What are you doing?
Akpors : I'm doing maths homework
Mom : this is how your teacher
taught you?
Akpors: Yes
Infuriated, Mom asked the teacher
the next day -
'What are you teaching my son in
maths '
Teacher : Right now, we are
learning addition.
Mom: you are teaching them to say
2+2, the Son of a bitch is 4?
Teacher after laughing :
What I taught them was, 2+2,
The Sum of Which is 4!

Posted: at 9-03-2016 12:06 AM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 9-03-2016 03:15 AM (6 years ago)
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thats very good akpors back to school...i just hope say him no book
Posted: at 9-03-2016 03:15 AM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 9-03-2016 09:46 AM (6 years ago)
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AKPOS THE EXPO... VERY FUNNY.
Posted: at 9-03-2016 09:46 AM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 02:42 PM (6 years ago)
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Akpos thhe mathematician
Posted: at 10-03-2016 02:42 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- Oleg21 at 7-01-2022 09:51 PM (7 months ago)
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We recently faced such a problem, together with my wife and son, who recently enrolled in school. After a few days of study, we realized that he needed additional help in studying mathematics and we did not hesitate to turn to tutor near mean. Surprisingly, after some time, the result was already noticed and his results at school improved. I can definitely recommend it to you.
Posted: at 7-01-2022 09:51 PM (7 months ago) | Newbie
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