Technical Support

Date: 12-03-2016 1:42 pm (8 years ago) | Author: victor matt
- at 12-03-2016 01:42 PM (8 years ago)
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Akpos calls technical support:
AKPOS: Hello, my internet is not working properly.
TECHNICIAN: Ok, double click on ??My computer??.
AKPOS: I can??t see your computer.
TECHNICIAN: No no, click on ??My computer?? on your
computer.
AKPOS: How can I click on your computer from my
computer?
TECHNICIAN: listen, There is an icon labelled ??My
computer?? on your computer Ok, double click on it.
AKPOS: What the hell, what is your computer doing on my
computer?!
TECHNICIAN: Double click on your computer.
AKPOS: On which icon do I have to click?
TECHNICIAN: ??My computer??
AkPOS: Oh God! What type of problem is this? Tell me
where your office is. I??ll come there and click on “your
computer”.

Posted: at 12-03-2016 01:42 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
- emma4love3 at 12-03-2016 01:59 PM (8 years ago)
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heheheh my click my computer
Posted: at 12-03-2016 01:59 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 12-03-2016 11:52 PM (8 years ago)
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Hehehe her,,, nobsmalltin
Posted: at 12-03-2016 11:52 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 13-03-2016 12:24 AM (8 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 13-03-2016 12:24 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 16-03-2016 11:32 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Timothy Eazy on 13-03-2016 12:24 AM
very funny
Roll Eyes
Posted: at 16-03-2016 11:32 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 02:09 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 16-03-2016 11:32 AM
Roll Eyes
Ie no funny ne?
Posted: at 16-03-2016 02:09 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 08:09 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 12-03-2016 01:59 PM
heheheh my click my computer
hmmmmmmmmm........ No problem... I they com mak I click ham... Lol...
Posted: at 24-03-2016 08:09 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 08:09 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 16-03-2016 02:09 PM
Ie no funny ne?
hmmmmmmmm..... Na you talk ham ooooooo....
Posted: at 24-03-2016 08:09 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 08:10 PM (8 years ago)
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Lolsssss.... Very funny jokes.... Not B4 wey 1 madman they talk for here....
Posted: at 24-03-2016 08:10 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 25-03-2016 03:07 AM (8 years ago)
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Roll Eyes u c hw ur madness don waka reach,, even mad pikin wey dey hawk woman pant for street better pass u 100 times... Na for which person mouth u hear say na PB4 nw? U r nothing BT a dump dumb piece of shit ass hole
Posted: at 25-03-2016 03:07 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 25-03-2016 12:06 PM (8 years ago)
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It was like say weere they worry you generation head,... If not you no go they do like person wey don kolo.. You don kolo self... I dey see ham for your body.. You better becareful
Posted: at 25-03-2016 12:06 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Eazyatumeyi at 26-03-2016 01:20 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 24-03-2016 08:09 PM
hmmmmmmmm..... Na you talk ham ooooooo....
na you hear Am
Posted: at 26-03-2016 01:20 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 26-03-2016 01:21 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 25-03-2016 12:06 PM
It was like say weere they worry you generation head,... If not you no go they do like person wey don kolo.. You don kolo self... I dey see ham for your body.. You better becareful
you don kolo times 4
Posted: at 26-03-2016 01:21 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 26-03-2016 08:03 PM (8 years ago)
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so akpos stil knw internet as him mumu reach
Posted: at 26-03-2016 08:03 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 03:54 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Timothy Eazy on 26-03-2016 01:21 AM
you don kolo times 4
No mind am,,, na to send am go kolo mansion make e play with sand sand with him mate
Posted: at 28-03-2016 03:54 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 30-03-2016 08:42 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 25-03-2016 03:07 AM
Roll Eyes u c hw ur madness don waka reach,, even mad pikin wey dey hawk woman pant for street better pass u 100 times... Na for which person mouth u hear say na PB4 nw? U r nothing BT a dump dumb piece of shit ass hole
how far bourn omo i hail for the
encouragement you give me oooh
Posted: at 30-03-2016 08:42 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Sparky12 at 27-04-2016 10:16 PM (7 years ago)
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kk
Posted: at 27-04-2016 10:16 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kison at 28-04-2016 08:50 PM (7 years ago)
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JUST Be careful, be very very careful,CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...
Posted: at 28-04-2016 08:50 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- kison at 29-04-2016 01:03 PM (7 years ago)
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JUST Be careful, be very very careful,CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...
Posted: at 29-04-2016 01:03 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 29-04-2016 08:21 PM (7 years ago)
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what a yeye place to be

Posted: at 29-04-2016 08:21 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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