NIGERIAN MOVIES

Date: 12-03-2016 5:52 pm (5 years ago) | Author: victor matt
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FUNNY WAYS TO IDENTIFY
NIGERIAN MOVIES (PART I)
1: When a ghost Looks on both
sides of the road before crossing
in the Movie
2: When the heroine’s father is
always very wealthy, most likely to
be Olu Jacobs & they live in a Big
mansion with lots of Housemaids,
yet, they never show Olu Jacob at
work and we do not know how
he makes those millions becos
he’s always at home monitoring
whom his daughter( Chioma
Chukwuka or Mercy Johnson) is
dating!
3: When a Qualified Medical
Doctor shakes his head forlornly
at the patient, saying “Madam,
we’ve tried our possible best, but
I will advice you to try the prayer
houses/ native doctors in your
Village!”
4:- When a person who faints and
is resuscitated in the hospital asks
the doctor & nurses; Please,
Where am i?.
5:- When a woman gasps for air
on her death bed, gurgles & finally
dies with her eyes open and in d
background you hear the Movie
Director’s voice saying; close your
eyes. The dead woman then
closes her eyes.
6: When an actor/ actress is
growing up, he/she enters an
uncompleted building & comes
out an adult.
7:-When a police man will spend
fifteen good minutes of his time
threatening to kill an armed
robber, spends five minutes
cocking his Gun (while the victim
stands there watching) & then
spends another ten minutes
shouting; I will kill you today. After
which he shoots his gun (the
sound is often times not in
sequence with the trigger pull)
and then the victim says; You have
killed me, now i will die. Hahaha, i
am now dead. The victim then
close his eyes & dies.or u’ll c a police man running after a
thief wit palm slippers
People,add yours!
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Posted: at 12-03-2016 05:52 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
- emma4love3 at 13-03-2016 05:59 AM (5 years ago)
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yes yea very correct ooo
Posted: at 13-03-2016 05:59 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 13-03-2016 04:53 PM (5 years ago)
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Hahahaha hahahahaha jajajajajajajajaja NobsmallTin o,,,,,,,,

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Over pb4 tins no good 4 dis place
Posted: at 13-03-2016 04:53 PM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 13-03-2016 07:18 PM (5 years ago)
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lol correct.
Posted: at 13-03-2016 07:18 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 13-03-2016 08:06 PM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 13-03-2016 04:53 PM
Hahahaha hahahahaha jajajajajajajajaja NobsmallTin o,,,,,,,,

I




Saw








Over pb4 tins no good 4 dis place
Hahah,chai...u need deliverance
Posted: at 13-03-2016 08:06 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 16-03-2016 02:09 AM (5 years ago)
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hehehw leave them jare
Posted: at 16-03-2016 02:09 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 10:52 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 02:09 AM
hehehw leave them jare
Lolx
Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:52 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 24-03-2016 09:28 PM (5 years ago)
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i hatebnigerian movies joor
Posted: at 24-03-2016 09:28 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 10:00 PM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 13-03-2016 04:53 PM
Hahahaha hahahahaha jajajajajajajajaja NobsmallTin o,,,,,,,,

I




Saw








Over pb4 tins no good 4 dis place
you really lack brain seriously...
Posted: at 24-03-2016 10:00 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 10:17 PM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Timothy Eazy on 13-03-2016 07:18 PM
lol correct.
hmmmmmmm.... Ok
Posted: at 24-03-2016 10:17 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 10:18 PM (5 years ago)
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Lolsssss... Very funny ooooo
Posted: at 24-03-2016 10:18 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 26-03-2016 07:40 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 24-03-2016 10:00 PM
you really lack brain seriously...
C this mumuni mutula,,, i c say na too much of fufu wey u chop block your maggots brain wey make ur mosquito opkolo no fit carry wetin ur bacteria ears dey hear,,, , make eme hear am,,,,, me go beat that fufu commot from your head,,, dumb dump piece of shit modaphyker ass hole
Posted: at 26-03-2016 07:40 AM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 26-03-2016 04:47 PM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 26-03-2016 07:40 AM
C this mumuni mutula,,, i c say na too much of fufu wey u chop block your maggots brain wey make ur mosquito opkolo no fit carry wetin ur bacteria ears dey hear,,, , make eme hear am,,,,, me go beat that fufu commot from your head,,, dumb dump piece of shit modaphyker ass hole
..... i see ok...
Posted: at 26-03-2016 04:47 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 09:17 PM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 26-03-2016 04:47 PM
..... i see ok...
...ok i see.....
Posted: at 28-03-2016 09:17 PM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 28-03-2016 11:06 PM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 26-03-2016 07:40 AM
C this mumuni mutula,,, i c say na too much of fufu wey u chop block your maggots brain wey make ur mosquito opkolo no fit carry wetin ur bacteria ears dey hear,,, , make eme hear am,,,,, me go beat that fufu commot from your head,,, dumb dump piece of shit modaphyker ass hole
see you mouth... It was like na okoro and fufu  you just chop finish... That is why you mouth they Draw.... I fit you... You no get anythin for mouth again....
Posted: at 28-03-2016 11:06 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 28-03-2016 11:06 PM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 28-03-2016 09:17 PM
...ok i see.....
you for no see....
Posted: at 28-03-2016 11:06 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 28-03-2016 11:10 PM (5 years ago)
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I knw say your phyuking head don they correct now.... You for don knw say no be your mate for here.... I be your papa....infant me born you... I don't knw why I no waste that sperm that day... This your madness to much for me.... Well we go use urine wash your head mayb the. Madness go reduce....
Posted: at 28-03-2016 11:10 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 11:24 PM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 28-03-2016 11:10 PM
I knw say your phyuking head don they correct now.... You for don knw say no be your mate for here.... I be your papa....infant me born you... I don't knw why I no waste that sperm that day... This your madness to much for me.... Well we go use urine wash your head mayb the. Madness go reduce....
Chaaiii,,, moronic papa u chop finish ur scatter scatter teeth com b like devil calculator. I no say u too like ur broom stick BT make u no dey take ur hand look for ur missing teeth inside ur yansh,,
Posted: at 28-03-2016 11:24 PM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 11:25 PM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 28-03-2016 11:06 PM
see you mouth... It was like na okoro and fufu  you just chop finish... That is why you mouth they Draw.... I fit you... You no get anythin for mouth again....
Mumu na ur yansh u dey use talk wey I don silence tey tey.. Old papa,, ur brain don knock
Posted: at 28-03-2016 11:25 PM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 29-03-2016 10:19 AM (5 years ago)
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waka pass
Posted: at 29-03-2016 10:19 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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