bushmeat

Date: 12-03-2016 11:16 pm (5 years ago) | Author: victor matt
- at 12-03-2016 11:16 PM (5 years ago)
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A European pilot came to Nigeria and hired two local
hunters to help him get some 'bush meat'. He dropped them
in the forest in a chartered plane and returned a week later
to pick them up.
He looked at the 'bush meat' they had shot. "There is no way
the plane can take all this bush meat. We will have to leave a
third of it behind."
"But we did it last year", the hunters insisted. "The pilot took
the two of us and the same amount of bush meat in a plane
just like yours"
The pilot hesitated, but then decided to take their word for
it. "Well, if you did it last year, I suppose we can do it again
this year."
The plane took off. As it approached a nearby mountain, it
could not gain height. it crashed into the side of the
mountain. The pilot and the hunters crawled out of the
plane, dazed but glad to be alive.
"I wonder where we are," the pilot asked. One of the hunters
looked around, "Don't worry, I think we are just 15 metres
east of where we crashed last year."

Posted: at 12-03-2016 11:16 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
- Eazyatumeyi at 13-03-2016 12:35 AM (5 years ago)
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lol, seriously.
Posted: at 13-03-2016 12:35 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 13-03-2016 06:18 AM (5 years ago)
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hehehle crashed land and then turn to bushmeat so
Posted: at 13-03-2016 06:18 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 13-03-2016 05:17 PM (5 years ago)
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Na only 1 tin dey worry dis joke n e dey below
















Over pb4
Posted: at 13-03-2016 05:17 PM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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