Sausage

Paddy and Sean are planning to go
out on a Saturday night, but only have
50 cents between them. Paddy has an idea, he takes the 50
cents of Sean, goes to a butchers and
buys a sausage. Sean is really pissed off at first that
Paddy spent their last money on a
sausage, but Paddy lets him in on his
plan. "We are going into the next pub, order
two pints, drink them and when it
comes to paying you go down on your
knees, unzip my trousers, pull the
sausage out and start sucking on it" So, they go into the first pub and do
exactly as Paddy suggested. The
barmaid is disgusted by the sight and
kicks the two out. Paddy says: "see it works, we didn't
pay did we?" As Paddy's plan seems to be working
they carry on doing it... In the 12th pub, both are quite drunk
by now, Sean isn't looking to good.

They have just finished their pints... Sean: "I can't do this anymore Paddy
my bloody knees are hurting as
phyuk...!" Paddy: "No worries...I lost that bloody
sausage in the third pub!"

Posted: at 13-03-2016 09:05 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Lols

Posted: at 13-03-2016 10:11 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

HOW DARE YOU MAKE THIS SICK JOKE. AS YOU KNOW, HOMOsegxwalITY IS WRONG IN OUR GREAT COUNTRY and that's why sucking winky is sooooo good

Posted: at 14-03-2016 02:08 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie

Posted: at 15-03-2016 03:16 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

I saw,, e no ok

Posted: at 16-03-2016 08:42 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

hahahaha very guy u be

Posted: at 24-03-2016 09:25 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

how you go understand

Posted: at 24-03-2016 10:36 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hey sam i see am say u really dey get too

Posted: at 26-03-2016 04:58 PM (8 years ago) | Hero