The Bouncer

A man arrived at a doctor’s office yesterday morning
complaining of serious backache. The doctor examined
him and asked, ”What did you do
to your back?”
The man replied, You know that i’m a bouncer at a night
club?” Yesterday morning i got home to my flat quite
early and heard a noise from my bedroom.

As i entered, i got to know someone is sleeping with my
wife as my wife was lying Unclad on the bed and the
back door was open. I rushed out through the back door
and did not find anyone.
As i looked down from the back door i saw a man down
stairs running out of the building and was dressing
himself up. I quickly grabbed the fridge and threw it at
him. That is how i strained my back.
The doctor treated him and he left. In the afternoon,
another man arrived looking as if he had been in a car
wreck. The doctor said; ”My last patient looked bad, but
you look terrible. What happened to you?”
The man replied, ”You know i have been unemployed
for a while now, this morning was supposed to be my
first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm
and was running late. I was running out of the building,
getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe
it, a fridge fell on me.”
The doctor treated him and he left. In the evening, just
before the doctor is about to close, a third man came,
he looked even worster than the other
two men. The doctor was shocked and asked; ”What
happened to you?”
He replied; ”I was hiding inside a fridge.”

Posted: at 13-03-2016 10:10 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

you sure so...

Posted: at 14-03-2016 11:37 AM (8 years ago) | Hero

Posted b4 abi?

Posted: at 16-03-2016 02:40 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

Bad woman indeed...

Posted: at 16-03-2016 05:38 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

No,, I no sure BT I don c am tey tey BT I no tink say dis place follow,
I waka pass jare

Posted: at 17-03-2016 12:17 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Na so e bite even wen I no talk u inside d mata,,, go drink bleach calm down,, moronic moron

Posted: at 17-03-2016 12:10 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

lol seems old post

Posted: at 20-03-2016 08:24 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hehehehehe,,, confuse aboki like u  

Posted: at 22-03-2016 05:57 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Borne identity,,, d identifier of craze people n d good/normal people wey just run enter dis forum since this month of March wey we dey so

Posted: at 22-03-2016 01:58 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Airt dats ok

Posted: at 22-03-2016 09:16 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero