Ooo Heaven is a place on earth

Sid and Irv are business
partners. They make a deal
that whichever one dies first
will contact the living one
from the afterlife. So Irv
dies. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, figures
there is no afterlife. Then
one day he gets a call. It’s
Irv. ‘So there is an afterlife!
What’s it like?’ Sid asks.

‘Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast.
Then I have sex, lots of sex.
Then I go back to sleep, but
I get up for lunch, have a
big lunch. Have some more
sex, take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to
sleep and wake up the next
day.’ ‘Oh, my God,’ says
Sid. ‘So that’s what heaven
is like?’ ‘Oh no,’ says Irv.
‘I’m not in heaven. I’m a bear in Yellowstone Park.’

Posted: at 15-03-2016 12:15 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 16-03-2016 08:58 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

hmm

Posted: at 16-03-2016 12:53 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

Vectorcy u b badt guy

Posted: at 16-03-2016 01:09 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

Who as how... wetin happen.

Posted: at 16-03-2016 02:28 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

many places they on ear

Posted: at 23-03-2016 10:40 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

heaven better pas earth abeg....

Posted: at 24-03-2016 04:54 AM (8 years ago) | Hero

Make una no mind that stupid guy we they always talk say post wey they here na before... The stupid boy don't knw say if na before... Naijapapls for don ban that person wey post ham.... I dnt blame that idiot its becz him no they post anything for here.... FOOL.......of all fools in naijapals..... I knw say na me go end that cat here...

Posted: at 25-03-2016 01:31 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hmmmmmm.... Na true you talk jare... Many place they...

Posted: at 25-03-2016 01:39 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

sure na, heaven na oga anytime.

Posted: at 25-03-2016 01:46 PM (8 years ago) | Hero