13 SIGNS THAT SPELL DOOM FOR EVERY NIGERIAN CHILD

Date: 18-03-2016 2:40 pm (8 years ago) | Author: Adesoye Idowu
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- at 18-03-2016 02:40 PM (8 years ago)
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The greatest horror for every Nigerian child is not darkness, it is that blinding light before the sharp pain.

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These are the signs that shit is about to go down.

 1. When your mother calls your full name.



Oh Lord!

2. When your mum would normally speak English but she switches to your local language.



Local language. Local violence.

3. When your father greets you welcome with a glowing smile.



4. When your father just got back from work and he starts looking for his belt.



5. When your teacher is complaining about your unseriousness but your mum is just doing the Jega.


When we get home, we shall see.

6. When your mother goes to bed early after you’ve offended her.

See you in the midnight when I come to wake you up with belt.

7. When they start to ask you impossible questions.

Did you chop shit?

8. When your mother is shouting at you and she starts breathing heavily.

Go and bring my cane.

9. When you and your mum are joking and she just smiles at you and says “You’ve grown wings abi?”


10. In the middle of Afmag Yoruba, she suddenly mutes the TV and looks at you like this

Oya, tell me what you did. I’m listening.

11. When your parents are arguing and you suddenly hear them screaming your name.

When the elephants fight.

12. When your mother used her last money to cook soup and the morning after, it is already sour.

Mummy its nor me.

13. When your dad says “Tell me the truth, I won’t beat you.”

Say the truth and it shall phyuk you up.

 Grin you can add yours at the comment section

Posted: at 18-03-2016 02:40 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie
- BournIdentity at 18-03-2016 03:35 PM (8 years ago)
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na wa,,,, naija I dey salute una Shocked
Posted: at 18-03-2016 03:35 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kison at 18-03-2016 03:50 PM (8 years ago)
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be careful,be very very careful, CAREFULLLLLLLLL...............
Posted: at 18-03-2016 03:50 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 18-03-2016 04:00 PM (8 years ago)
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e no make any sense walahi
Posted: at 18-03-2016 04:00 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Fran6ixfox at 18-03-2016 04:39 PM (8 years ago)
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Lol mmmm I see my crazeclown
Posted: at 18-03-2016 04:39 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kp45 at 18-03-2016 04:51 PM (8 years ago)
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I see
Posted: at 18-03-2016 04:51 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- schmit at 18-03-2016 05:50 PM (8 years ago)
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When  ur mum says hmmmmmmmm, hmmmmmmmm, hmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 18-03-2016 05:50 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 18-03-2016 06:13 PM (8 years ago)
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heheheh...i no understand this post oooh
Posted: at 18-03-2016 06:13 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dareper at 18-03-2016 06:14 PM (8 years ago)
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When u greeted your mum and she refused to answer. Trouble for u
Posted: at 18-03-2016 06:14 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- gogoman at 18-03-2016 06:23 PM (8 years ago)
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na u sebi
Posted: at 18-03-2016 06:23 PM (8 years ago) | Grande Master
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- dickieponga at 18-03-2016 07:27 PM (8 years ago)
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Na im oo..
Posted: at 18-03-2016 07:27 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- beneno at 18-03-2016 07:33 PM (8 years ago)
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Mr Poster When your father enters the house late at night and your mother ask him,Where u dey come from this late night and ask ur father to kneel down and hands up till the next morning.
Posted: at 18-03-2016 07:33 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- slimmygal at 18-03-2016 10:31 PM (8 years ago)
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make i go think of wetin to add
Posted: at 18-03-2016 10:31 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- okatee at 19-03-2016 08:25 AM (8 years ago)
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ANODA SENSELESS POST.
Posted: at 19-03-2016 08:25 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- okatee at 19-03-2016 08:26 AM (8 years ago)
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ANODA SENSELESS POST.
Posted: at 19-03-2016 08:26 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Oworen25 at 19-03-2016 11:24 AM (8 years ago)
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You know say na true you the talk
Posted: at 19-03-2016 11:24 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Oworen25 at 19-03-2016 11:30 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: okata matthew on 19-03-2016 08:26 AM
ANODA SENSELESS POST.

What is senseless here
Posted: at 19-03-2016 11:30 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Oworen25 at 19-03-2016 11:31 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: ben eno on 18-03-2016 07:33 PM
Mr Poster When your father enters the house late at night and your mother ask him,Where u dey come from this late night and ask ur father to kneel down and hands up till the next morning.

Is that how it happens in your home
Posted: at 19-03-2016 11:31 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 19-03-2016 11:38 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Francis Uchenna on 18-03-2016 04:39 PM
Lol mmmm I see my crazeclown
lolsssss..... Indeed a crazyclown... Very funny.
Posted: at 19-03-2016 11:38 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 19-03-2016 11:39 PM (8 years ago)
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I dnt see anything in get... But I will look it well later.
Posted: at 19-03-2016 11:39 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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