Delivery Room

Date: 21-03-2016 12:53 am (8 years ago) | Author: sam dove
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- at 21-03-2016 12:53 AM (8 years ago)
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A young women goes to the hospital to have her baby. No
husband or boyfriend is present.
The woman has her baby and then the nurse comes in and
says I must warn you your baby is black.
The woman says "Well I was in desprate need for money
and there was a porno and the guy was black."
The nurse quickly apologizes and says it was none of my
business.
The woman didnt seem to mind.
The nurse says just so you know the baby has slanted eyes.
The woman says "They told me for more money that there
was a chinese guy too and she needed the money."
The nurse brings the woman her baby and the mother
turns the baby over and slaps its bottom so hard it started
to cry.
The nurse yelled "What the hell are you doing?"
The woman looks the nurse square in the eyes and says "I
wanted to make sure it didnt bark too."

Posted: at 21-03-2016 12:53 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- samdove28 at 21-03-2016 09:12 PM (8 years ago)
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Lolsssss... Very funny, nice jokes....not b4
Posted: at 21-03-2016 09:12 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emma4love3 at 21-03-2016 11:39 PM (8 years ago)
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hahhahahah yea nice one bro....
Posted: at 21-03-2016 11:39 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 01:25 AM (8 years ago)
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Poster u don madt,,, make devil continue to dey use u for im workshop dey tif,,, ewu ewure konfirm black mad he-goat way dey roam for street dey look for papers to tif,,, c im goat teeth. Go drink kerosene
Posted: at 22-03-2016 01:25 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 24-03-2016 04:37 AM (8 years ago)
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mmmmm ok
Posted: at 24-03-2016 04:37 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 25-03-2016 01:41 AM (8 years ago)
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Konfirm
Posted: at 25-03-2016 01:41 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dickieponga at 25-03-2016 01:47 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 21-03-2016 09:12 PM
Lolsssss... Very funny, nice jokes....not b4

Oh boy u try for dis joke na very funny joke but how come na u first laff...?
Posted: at 25-03-2016 01:47 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 25-03-2016 01:46 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 22-03-2016 01:25 AM
Poster u don madt,,, make devil continue to dey use u for im workshop dey tif,,, ewu ewure konfirm black mad he-goat way dey roam for street dey look for papers to tif,,, c im goat teeth. Go drink kerosene
who be moron wey they talk here.... You better shut your ducking mouth up.... Shameless goat
Posted: at 25-03-2016 01:46 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 25-03-2016 01:48 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: dickieponga on 25-03-2016 01:47 AM
Oh boy u try for dis joke na very funny joke but how come na u first laff...?
hmmmmmmm.... Why I no fit first laf... Na me post ham and I read ham before posting,, I knw how funny the joke they..
Posted: at 25-03-2016 01:48 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 25-03-2016 01:50 PM (8 years ago)
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I knw say one mumu of all mumu in nigeria for don they. Talk rommy for here... Well I just they watch were my cane go reach that goat....
Posted: at 25-03-2016 01:50 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 25-03-2016 01:53 PM (8 years ago)
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I knw say one mumu of all mumu in nigeria for don they. Talk rommy for here... Well I just they watch were my cane go reach that goat....
Posted: at 25-03-2016 01:53 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Eazyatumeyi at 26-03-2016 12:30 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: dickieponga on 25-03-2016 01:47 AM
Oh boy u try for dis joke na very funny joke but how come na u first laff...?
help me ask am o
Posted: at 26-03-2016 12:30 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 26-03-2016 12:31 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 25-03-2016 01:48 PM
hmmmmmmm.... Why I no fit first laf... Na me post ham and I read ham before posting,, I knw how funny the joke they..
why you dey explain?
Posted: at 26-03-2016 12:31 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 26-03-2016 06:35 PM (8 years ago)
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abeg leave am make him explain oh
Posted: at 26-03-2016 06:35 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 03:23 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: dickieponga on 25-03-2016 01:47 AM
Oh boy u try for dis joke na very funny joke but how come na u first laff...?
Na so chronic moronic moron dey do,,,, him big head like Igbogbi signboard
Posted: at 28-03-2016 03:23 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 03:26 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 25-03-2016 01:50 PM
I knw say one mumu of all mumu in nigeria for don they. Talk rommy for here... Well I just they watch were my cane go reach that goat....
Person don already shit for ur face,,, u come dey look for how u go dey hide ur mess,,, idiotic chop-shit
Posted: at 28-03-2016 03:26 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 28-03-2016 03:39 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 26-03-2016 06:35 PM
abeg leave am make him explain oh
the guy too like unnecessary noise
Posted: at 28-03-2016 03:39 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 28-03-2016 03:40 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 28-03-2016 03:26 PM
Person don already shit for ur face,,, u come dey look for how u go dey hide ur mess,,, idiotic chop-shit
finishing
Posted: at 28-03-2016 03:40 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 09:04 PM (8 years ago)
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Na so
Posted: at 28-03-2016 09:04 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 28-03-2016 11:38 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Timothy Eazy on 28-03-2016 03:40 PM
finishing
I really pity your mouth.... You they jump like puma abi....
Posted: at 28-03-2016 11:38 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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