Crumpled Up

Date: 21-03-2016 12:54 am (8 years ago) | Author: sam dove
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- at 21-03-2016 12:54 AM (8 years ago)
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A woman said to her cheating husband "Do
you want to see a crumpled up $50"
And he said "yes" So she reached into her pocket pulled it
out and gave it to him.
Then she said "do you want to see a crumpled up $100"
And he said "yes" So she reached into her pocket pulled it
out and gave it to him.
Then she said " Do you want to see a crumpled up $50,000
and he said "yes"
So she said go look for your car in the garage then.

Posted: at 21-03-2016 12:54 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- samdove28 at 21-03-2016 12:55 AM (8 years ago)
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Hmmmmmmm... Nice jokes
Posted: at 21-03-2016 12:55 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emma4love3 at 21-03-2016 11:28 PM (8 years ago)
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heheh nice one there
Posted: at 21-03-2016 11:28 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 12:40 AM (8 years ago)
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Na only madman wey go post joke im tif commend imsef first b4 odas... Infact dem b 2 madmen wey dey here so
Posted: at 22-03-2016 12:40 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 22-03-2016 12:47 AM (8 years ago)
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hahahahah see. person no comment
for the post them again..nah
Posted: at 22-03-2016 12:47 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 06:14 AM (8 years ago)
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So for ur monkey school,,,, comment n commend na d same grammar abi
Posted: at 22-03-2016 06:14 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 22-03-2016 08:30 AM (8 years ago)
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Na madness they worry you... I don't knw wetin be your own self....  You better be careful becz your mouth go take you for where you don't want... You knw me ooooooo...
Posted: at 22-03-2016 08:30 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 22-03-2016 08:33 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 22-03-2016 06:14 AM
So for ur monkey school,,,, comment n commend na d same grammar abi
I knw for sure that na your mouth go first  crash before  your body...
Posted: at 22-03-2016 08:33 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 08:41 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 22-03-2016 08:30 AM
Na madness they worry you... I don't knw wetin be your own self....  You better be careful becz your mouth go take you for where you don't want... You knw me ooooooo...
Hehehehehehahahaaaa,,,, Na d madness wey carry push u here I dey identify for u,,, no cry u hear
Posted: at 22-03-2016 08:41 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 08:43 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 22-03-2016 08:33 AM
I knw for sure that na your mouth go first  crash before  your body...
U no say d diarrhea mouth wey u get to dey chook mouth like mad fowl wey no say DEC. don reach na im dey kill u so... BT Christmas time na Christmas time,,, no mercy Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-03-2016 08:43 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 22-03-2016 11:09 PM (8 years ago)
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some women no clean befor nah....
Posted: at 22-03-2016 11:09 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 11:31 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 22-03-2016 06:14 AM
So for ur monkey school,,,, comment n commend na d same grammar abi
U never answer my kweshion
Posted: at 22-03-2016 11:31 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Fran6ixfox at 23-03-2016 02:11 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 22-03-2016 08:33 AM
I knw for sure that na your mouth go first  crash before  your body...
una get mouth ooooooo
Posted: at 23-03-2016 02:11 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fran6ixfox at 23-03-2016 02:13 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 22-03-2016 08:30 AM
Na madness they worry you... I don't knw wetin be your own self....  You better be careful becz your mouth go take you for where you don't want... You knw me ooooooo...
no b small tin o
Posted: at 23-03-2016 02:13 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fran6ixfox at 23-03-2016 02:14 AM (8 years ago)
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some chicks..
Posted: at 23-03-2016 02:14 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Eazyatumeyi at 23-03-2016 05:51 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 22-03-2016 12:40 AM
Na only madman wey go post joke im tif commend imsef first b4 odas... Infact dem b 2 madmen wey dey here so
no be lie
Posted: at 23-03-2016 05:51 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 23-03-2016 05:54 AM (8 years ago)
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why you go even comment first? you just wan get count by all means
Posted: at 23-03-2016 05:54 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 23-03-2016 05:50 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 22-03-2016 12:40 AM
Na only madman wey go post joke im tif commend imsef first b4 odas... Infact dem b 2 madmen wey dey here so
see madman wey they talk... Then never treat you finish abi....
Posted: at 23-03-2016 05:50 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 23-03-2016 05:50 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 22-03-2016 12:47 AM
hahahahah see. person no comment
for the post them again..nah
don't mind that stupid guy jare
Posted: at 23-03-2016 05:50 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 23-03-2016 05:51 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 22-03-2016 08:41 AM
Hehehehehehahahaaaa,,,, Na d madness wey carry push u here I dey identify for u,,, no cry u hear
[/quote see your life.... Craziness they smell for your head
Posted: at 23-03-2016 05:51 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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