A woman said to her cheating husband "Do you want to see a crumpled up $50" And he said "yes" So she reached into her pocket pulled it out and gave it to him. Then she said "do you want to see a crumpled up $100" And he said "yes" So she reached into her pocket pulled it out and gave it to him. Then she said " Do you want to see a crumpled up $50,000 and he said "yes" So she said go look for your car in the garage then.
Posted: at 21-03-2016 12:54 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
samdove28 at 21-03-2016 12:55 AM (8 years ago) (m)
Hmmmmmmm... Nice jokes
Posted: at 21-03-2016 12:55 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
samdove28 at 22-03-2016 08:30 AM (8 years ago) (m)
Na madness they worry you... I don't knw wetin be your own self.... You better be careful becz your mouth go take you for where you don't want... You knw me ooooooo...
Posted: at 22-03-2016 08:30 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 08:41 AM (8 years ago) (m)
Quote from: sam dove on 22-03-2016 08:30 AM
Na madness they worry you... I don't knw wetin be your own self.... You better be careful becz your mouth go take you for where you don't want... You knw me ooooooo...
Hehehehehehahahaaaa,,,, Na d madness wey carry push u here I dey identify for u,,, no cry u hear
Posted: at 22-03-2016 08:41 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 08:43 AM (8 years ago) (m)
Quote from: sam dove on 22-03-2016 08:33 AM
I knw for sure that na your mouth go first crash before your body...
U no say d diarrhea mouth wey u get to dey chook mouth like mad fowl wey no say DEC. don reach na im dey kill u so... BT Christmas time na Christmas time,,, no mercy
Posted: at 22-03-2016 08:43 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Fran6ixfox at 23-03-2016 02:13 AM (8 years ago) (m)
Quote from: sam dove on 22-03-2016 08:30 AM
Na madness they worry you... I don't knw wetin be your own self.... You better be careful becz your mouth go take you for where you don't want... You knw me ooooooo...
no b small tin o
Posted: at 23-03-2016 02:13 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
samdove28 at 23-03-2016 05:51 PM (8 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 22-03-2016 08:41 AM
Hehehehehehahahaaaa,,,, Na d madness wey carry push u here I dey identify for u,,, no cry u hear [/quote see your life.... Craziness they smell for your head
Posted: at 23-03-2016 05:51 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac