to tell you this. I'm 50 years old and for the thirty years I've
been married I never cheated on my wife. Then this sweet
thing moved in next door and since then.....wow!"
"How long has it been since your last Confession ?" asks the
priest.
"I've never been to Confession. I'm Jewish"
"Then why are you telling me this?"
"I'm telling everyone!"
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