The Super Computer....

Date: 05-04-2016 4:47 pm (7 years ago) | Author: Emma Uchenna Isibor
- at 5-04-2016 04:47 PM (7 years ago)
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They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, 'Where is my father?'
 The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with 'Your father is fishing in Michigan.'
 The skeptical man said iumphantly, 'You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years.'
 'No', replied the super computer immediately. 'Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound out....

Posted: at 5-04-2016 04:47 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
- morgrawl231 at 6-04-2016 03:47 AM (7 years ago)
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Compubaba,,,
Posted: at 6-04-2016 03:47 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- kison at 13-04-2016 05:18 PM (7 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin BE careful, be very very careful, CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL……………………………….
Posted: at 13-04-2016 05:18 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Sparky12 at 27-04-2016 07:54 PM (7 years ago)
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kk
Posted: at 27-04-2016 07:54 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 16-06-2016 09:47 AM (7 years ago)
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life is
really hard for some people
Posted: at 16-06-2016 09:47 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- 24magic at 12-03-2017 11:49 AM (7 years ago)
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Gabbage in gabbage out
Posted: at 12-03-2017 11:49 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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