Jesus saves

Date: 22-01-2010 11:21 am (14 years ago) | Author: emma domsing
- at 22-01-2010 11:21 AM (14 years ago)
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Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering.



Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will take two hours, and I will judge who does the better job."



So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They generated web pages. They prepared faxes. They wrote e-mails. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known computer job.



But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off.



Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.



Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers.



Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"



Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours.



Satan observed this and became even more irate.

"Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!"

God shrugged and said,

"Jesus Saves"
 

Posted: at 22-01-2010 11:21 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- moneyinbrakemi at 22-01-2010 11:24 AM (14 years ago)
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GOOD ONE: add much respect to that name JESUS CHRIST...for He" is the author and the finisher of our faith"
Posted: at 22-01-2010 11:24 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 22-01-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, some joke
Posted: at 22-01-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 22-01-2010 04:28 PM (14 years ago)
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logz out!
Posted: at 22-01-2010 04:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Deyoungest at 22-01-2010 05:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Byenny, why using Jesus as a practical example VS satan. Try using someone else cos Jesus is SUPERNATURAL....
Posted: at 22-01-2010 05:14 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- tambeiort at 22-01-2010 05:35 PM (14 years ago)
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good one, Jesus Saves is true Man.
Posted: at 22-01-2010 05:35 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 22-01-2010 05:54 PM (14 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 22-01-2010 05:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 22-01-2010 08:21 PM (14 years ago)
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walking by...
Posted: at 22-01-2010 08:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 22-01-2010 08:31 PM (14 years ago)
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running by 
Posted: at 22-01-2010 08:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 22-01-2010 08:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Good joke there... But posted b4
Posted: at 22-01-2010 08:47 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 22-01-2010 08:49 PM (14 years ago)
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na UR LIFE STYLE i DEY SoRrY for YOU AND MR.DON;J2S(25 inches)
Posted: at 22-01-2010 08:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Bomber at 24-01-2010 03:57 AM (14 years ago)
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na im new name be that?
Posted: at 24-01-2010 03:57 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 25-01-2010 04:12 AM (14 years ago)
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money.M make i talk lie??? this joke has been posted b4.. but its still funny though
Posted: at 25-01-2010 04:12 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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