Whose's Money?

Date: 22-01-2010 4:36 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Friday Ivha
- at 22-01-2010 04:36 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
Enjoy.

A man and his wife are in court getting a Divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife jumped up and said,

'Your Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody.'



The judge turns to the husband and says,

'What do you have to say in your defense?

The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose.

'Your Honor, if I put my ATM card into a cash-dispensing Machine and the cash comes out...whose cash is it?...


'The machine's or mine?'

Posted: at 22-01-2010 04:36 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- moneyinbrakemi at 22-01-2010 04:42 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
Of course yours and not the machine...so what has that with
the custody of the child
Posted: at 22-01-2010 04:42 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- genius at 22-01-2010 05:03 PM (15 years ago)
(m)

Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 22-01-2010 04:42 PM
Of course yours and not the machine...so what has that with
the custody of the child

he only used dat as an illustration. in-order words d child is his cos it was his sperm dat produced d child
Posted: at 22-01-2010 05:03 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
Reply
- Sheenor at 22-01-2010 06:01 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
u try but.........
Posted: at 22-01-2010 06:01 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- MrDon at 22-01-2010 06:09 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
hmmmm
Posted: at 22-01-2010 06:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- neossha at 22-01-2010 06:48 PM (15 years ago)
(f)
hmmmmm
Posted: at 22-01-2010 06:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- add12 at 23-01-2010 05:59 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: genius on 22-01-2010 04:36 PM
Enjoy.

A man and his wife are in court getting a Divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife jumped up and said,

'Your Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody.'



The judge turns to the husband and says,

'What do you have to say in your defense?

The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose.

'Your Honor, if I put my ATM card into a cash-dispensing Machine and the cash comes out...whose cash is it?...


'The machine's or mine?'
cool
Posted: at 23-01-2010 05:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- xter at 23-01-2010 06:09 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
posted b5
Posted: at 23-01-2010 06:09 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- add12 at 23-01-2010 06:10 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
ohhhh o
Posted: at 23-01-2010 06:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- xter at 23-01-2010 06:25 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
wetin/
Posted: at 23-01-2010 06:25 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- moneyinbrakemi at 23-01-2010 06:57 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
e don do...THE MONEY IS MINE!!! it is in my name already...BRiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Posted: at 23-01-2010 06:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- xter at 23-01-2010 07:27 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
pb4
Posted: at 23-01-2010 07:27 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- moneyinbrakemi at 23-01-2010 07:59 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
I don dey exhausted for the day...I would like to say BRiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii to all guys bye for today
Posted: at 23-01-2010 07:59 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Bomber at 24-01-2010 02:32 AM (15 years ago)
(m)
ok
Posted: at 24-01-2010 02:32 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- federico at 25-01-2010 01:33 AM (15 years ago)
(m)
ok
Posted: at 25-01-2010 01:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- just2sexy at 25-01-2010 02:41 AM (15 years ago)
(m)
good joke but posted b4
Posted: at 25-01-2010 02:41 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- colenzo at 25-01-2010 02:48 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
nice one @poster
Posted: at 25-01-2010 02:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
ReplyFollow

Login To Post Reply

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

TODAY'S TOP

  1. Shock As Ayobo-Ipaja LCDA Chairman Shobowale Dies After Prolonged Illness

  2. BBN Star, Leo Dasilva Narrates How A Company Went Into ‘Generational Debt’

THIS WEEK

  1. Nigerian Pastor Sparks Online Buzz After Flaunting New Tesla Truck (Video)

  2. Outrage As Nigerian Lady Cuts ₦1,000 Note To Decorate Nails (Video)

  3. Asake's Family Breaks Silence, Accuses Singer Of Neglecting His Babymama, Daughter (Video)

  4. Presidency Reacts to Coalition of Atiku, Obi, ElRufai, Calls Them 'Tinubu Haters'

  5. Political Rift Turns Personal as Former Allies, Omojuwa & Bashir El-Rufai Trade Blows Online

  6. Meet Nigerian Joshua Beckford, Youngest Person To Attend Oxford University

  7. Outrage Erupts in Village After Brother Impregnates Younger Sister (Video)

  8. VIDEO; 'No Man Can Say No To Me Despite My Big Stomach' - Nigerian Lady Boast

  9. Content Creator, Untouchable Comedy Survives Terrifying Car Crash (Video + Photos)

  10. Update! Father Of NYSC Member Who Criticized Tinubu Died Protesting Against Govt Demolition

TOP MEMBERS:
  • gogoman 823
  • fineboy77 778
  • felicilin 467
  • Dopybadass 278
  • kacylee 182
Read More

Featured Discussions

Read More